The Rimmer – Caboose Sliuce A12 Manual Bidet

$50.00

This item will be released May 30, 2024.

Attention all filthy, unwashed asses out there! Does your asshole itch? Well, you wanted it! You asked for it! Your asshole needs it! And now, Mike J’s coming to give your ass “The Rimmer”!

Straight from the pages of POSTAL 4: No Regerts, your long awaited dream is now a reality! The Model A12 “Caboose Sluice” Deluxe Bidet can soon be yours to give your puckering posterior the luxurious washing it deserves! Boasting a wide assortment of opulent features:

  • Rear and front cleaning
  • Self-cleansing nozzle
  • Adjustable water pressure
  • No electricity required
  • Quick installation system
  • Fits most standard toilets

The Rimmer is your answer to a cleaner bottom today! Personally endorsed by Mayor Mike J, the man who personally cares about your hinder’s hygiene. Don’t delay, a squeaky clean behind is only a bidet away! And remember, as the motto of Mike J’s Bidets says: a clean ass is a happy ass!

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Weight25 oz
Dimensions18 × 8 × 4 in