The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands adorable plushies, so why not satisfy its desire with the Talking Classic POSTAL Dude Doll! Straight out of the diary/war journal pages of POSTAL and POSTAL Redux, the Classic POSTAL Dude Doll stands 7.8″ tall when upright and utters 31 devilish phrases (or is that the demonic voice in your head?) when you squeeze his war torn torso! The perfect companion to bring to your town’s next local parade, being the one dude who can really light up a crowd!