All Hail the Buttsauce!! Happy Presidents Day from Everyone at Running With Scissors!

All Hail the Buttsauce! Happy Presidents Day from all of us at Running With Scissors!

We're not gonna ID you or anything, but we do need you to at least SAY that you're 17 or older, so that we can let you into our cool site. I mean, you ARE 17 or older, right? Right?