Official Description
Prepare yourself for the hilarious, laugh-packed comedy POSTAL, the irreverent and outrageous film based on the popular video game by Running With Scissors. After a clueless slacker named the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) loses his job, he joins his shady Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and a bevy of big-breasted, scantily clad female cult followers in a scheme to steal a shipment of hot new toys. But first they must foil a band of ruthless terrorists led by none other than Osama Bin Laden and save the world from destruction in this offensive, mayhem-ridden laugh riot that threatens the very limits of common decency. TRAILERS
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Postal The Movie CreditsProduced and Directed by Uwe Boll Written by Uwe Boll Bryan C. Knight Produced by Shawn Williamson Daniel Clarke Executive Producers Vince Desi Steve Wik Associate Producer Jonathan Shore Matthias Triebel Director of Photography Mathias Neumann, BVK Production Designer Tink Editor Julian Clarke Music by Jessica de Rooij Casting by Maureen Webb LA Casting by Sunday Beling Meg Morman, C.S.A. Costume Designer Maria Livingstone Cast Zack Ward – Dude Dave Foley – Uncle Dave Chris Coppola – Richard Jackie Tohn – Faith J.K. Simmons – Candidate Welles Ralf Moeller – Officer John Verne Troyer – Himself Chris Spencer – Officer Greg Larry Thomas – Osama Bin Laden Michael Paré – Panhandler Erick Avari – Habib Lindsay Hollister – Recorder Brent Mendenhall – George W. Bush Rick Hoffman – Mr. Blither Michael Benyaer – Mohammed David Huddleston – Peter Seymour Cassel – Paul Uwe Boll – Himself Vince Desi – Himself Michaela Mann – Jenny Holly Eglinton – Karen Lucie Guest – Cindy Jonathan Bruce – Harry the Wheelchair Guy Carrie Genzel – Reporter Gayle Geoff Gustafson – Morning Show Host Daniel Boileau – Cooter Samir El Sharkawi – Tariq Jason Emanuel – Bobak Melanie Papalia – Nasira Jodie Stewart – Bitch Derek Anderson – Retarded Taliban Heather Feeney – Teller Marlaina Stewart – Older Lady in Audience Michael Robinson – Seminar Speaker Bill Mondy – Mob Leader Zachary Webb – Parking Guard William Veroni – Baby in Carriage Colin Foo – Ticket Holder Christine Lippa – TV Host #1 Mark Brandon – TV Host #2 Myfanwy Meilen – TV Host #3 Helena Yea – Woman Driver Reese Alexander – Police Officer Steffen Mennekes – Ass-Kissing Employee Michael Shore – Man Shopper Richard Ian Cox – Coffe Customer Mike Dopud – Security Guard #1 Ed Anders – Secury Guard #2 Mike Antonakos – Azeem Michael Eklund – Disgruntled Man Tony Alcantar – Angry Man David Adams – IRS Agent #1 Robert Clarke – IRS Agent #2 Paulino Nunes – Asif Merik Tadros – Nabi Rick Faraci – Plane Passenger #1 Bryan C. Knight – Plane Passenger #2 David Ward – Gluttco Singing Employee #1 Patrick Barich – Gluttco Singing Employee #2 Daniel Clarke – Window Washer Lorielle New – Starr Julia Sandberg Hansson – Mitzi Brock Johnson – Creepy Masturbating Guy Nicolette Bujdos – Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1 Brandie Coe – Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2 Doris Blomgren – Old Woman Bomb Maker Stunt Coordinators Ed Anders Mike Crestejo Darry; Scheelar Stunt Rigging Coordinator Curt Bonn Stunt Rigger Dale Floyd Stunt Players Dan Redford Ed Anders Alexander Mandra Brad Kelly Nesta Chapman Carolyn Field Bill Edwards Mike Roselli Andrea Kinsky Raymond Sammel Lance Gibson Cody Anders Sharon Simms Alex Green Paul Wu Hugo Steele Dan Shea Clay Virtue David Hooper Mike Crestejo Edson T. Ribeiro Victor Favrin Ryan Ennis James Michalopoulos Darren Shahlavi Fraser Aitcheson Kimani Ray Smith Eclilson De Jesus Lloyd Adams Beverly Knight Shawn Stewart Krista Bell John Wardlow Ron Robinson Rikki Gagné Jovan Nenadic Scott Leva Dale Floyd Randy Lee Rick Moore Mark Antoniak Kathy Hubble John Ulmer Byron Brisco Monique Ganderton David Soo Bruce Crawford Bill Stewart David Mylrea Rob Hayter Pete Antico Kory Grim Jon Kralt Joe Doserro Lani Gelera Owen Walstrom Ralph Eugster Celia Bond Jim Dunn Kim Howey Tommy Europe Brennan Walstrom Chad Sayn Ali Dunn Kye Walstrom Brett Armstrong Connor Dunn Julia Taffe Brad Turner Marshall Virtue Steven Cree Molison Douglas Armstrong Leah Wagner Austin Dunn Courtney Armstrong Braden Haggerty Jacob Kelly Production Manager Daniel Clarke 1st Assistant Director Bryan C. Knight 2nd Assistant Director Christopher C. Lamb A Camera Operator Junichi Hosoi A Camera 1st Assistant Jessica Moskal A Camera 2nd Assistant David Wesley Kyle B Camera Operator Jim Stacey B Camera 1st Assistant Marty Naucler B Camera 2nd Assistant Mark Weinhaupl C Camera Operator Gary Viola C Camera 1st Assistant John Seale C Camera 2nd Assistant Carrie Wilson Camera Loader Jamie MacQuarrie Camera Trainee Michael Tanasee Stunt Players Dan Redford Stills Photographers Chris Helcermanas-Benge Jack Rowand Script Supervisor Jeannine Dupuy Script Consultant Steffen Kuhr Story Consultant William Rehor Art Director John J. Alvarez Art Department Coordinator Michelle Gasque Graphic Designers Max Feldman Shannon Courte Set Designer Peter Ochotta Key Set Decorator Joanne LeBlanc Assistant Set Decorator Chelsea Yusep Lead Set Dressers Craig Wanless Matthew Power On Set Dresser Jason Ward Set Dressers Hamed Vaghayenegar David Burney Alida Jung Luke King Trish Kostian Set Dec Buyer Yasmine Wallace Property Master Karie Adkens Assistant Property Master Dylan Patti Props Buyer Jerry Sohr Props Assistant Sean Carvajal Assistant Costume Designer Aieisha Li-Louis Costume Set Supervisor Ruby Fleming-Davis Truck Costumer Robyn Hamel Prep Costumers Marnie Russel Lindsay Borowko Costumer Gloria Tsui Extra Costumers Lucas Comstock Taryn Thumath Gaffer Darren McLean Best Boy Electric Jesse Deacon Genny Operator Bill Tennant Lamp Operators Rory Soderman James McMurachy David Riley A.J. Anderson Craig Riley Set Wireman Don Gillie Key Grip Vincent Phillips Best Boy Grip Stefan Burianyk A Dolly Grip Ryan Pilon B Dolly Grip Hank Swaneveld Jr. Grips Michael Webb James Brownlee Brian Steadman Crane Operator John Harkin Remote Head Technician Gary Stockport Sound Mixer Mark Noda Boom Operator Graham Crowell Sound Assistant Simon Bright Key Make-Up Artist Margaret Yaworski 1st Assistant Make-Up Artist Tanya Howard 2nd Assistant Make-Up Artists Debbie Lelievre Amber Trudeau Key Hair Stylist Leah Schwieger 1st Assistant Hair Stylists Maria Gleeson Rebekah Zantingh 2nd Assistant Hair Stylists Marnie Wong Victoria A. Fernandez Kerri Winter Prosthetic Effects Joel Echallier SFX Studio Puppeteer Joel Echallier Police Consultant Trevor Herrmann Armourers Robert Fournier Lem Le Mercier Ryan Steacy Colin Banner 3rd Assistant Director Dan Miller Assistant Director & Production Assistant Mark Sweatman Assistant to Mr. Boll Tanja Sobieraj Assistants to Mr. Williamson Margo MacPherson Aaron Houston Assistant to Zack Ward Shane Meier Assistant to Verne Troyer Austin Novak Production Coordinator Joey Setter 1st Assistant Coordinator Trevor Undi 2nd Assistant Coordinator Joel Bradley Location Manager Terry MacKay Assistant Location Manager Jeff ‘Eighties’ Elliott Michael LeGresley Location Scouts Chris Baudat Doug White Trainee Assistant Locations Jannette Nugent Key Production Assistants Shane West Ryan Mains Willa Potter Leonard Taylor Production Assistants Brendan Baudat Laura Clarke Steven Failows Brendan Glyn-Jones Gabriela Gonzales Marc Harden Danielle Lawson Karen Major Katie Maxwell Sean McLeod Sean Meade Shandra ‘Coco’ Molloy Liam Smith Shauna Walker Kaitlin Woods Brennan Young Production Accountant Sean Seguin 1st Assistant Accountant Sydney LeClaire 2nd Assistant Accountant Shelby Tony Accounting Clerk Tania Rosa Special Effects Coordinator Jak Osmond Special Effects 1st Assistant Rodney Currie Lance Smith Special Effects Assistants Rob Mackie Denys Guillemette Chris ‘Crash’ Bignell Bleau Fortier Tony Gomboc Tori Gooch Colin Osmond Hugh Petticrew Construction Coordinator Jeff MacIntyre Construction Foreman Kevin Gillan Location Foreman Christian Snelgrove On Set Lead Carpenter Graham Brunskill Lead Carpenter Brian Beatty Construction Buyer Maureen Carey Carpenters Douglas MacIntyre Dennis R. Dambroise John Fedorek Lauro Genzale Ron S. Harris Kevan Jensan David J. Kovacs Jamie Ladret Alex Shcherbak Carpenter Assistants Brent Morrison T. Nelson Murphy Adam Selinger Kurt Steinhauser Lead Labourer Noella McClelland Labourer Johanne Frappier Paint Coordinator Deborah Morriss Lead Hands Michael Sullivan Tom Johnston Aaron Coakwell Signwriters Stefanie Goodrick John Lennig Painters Valerie Farlette Christine Houtman Diane Diachok Tyler Rudolph Maria Tratt Head Greensperson James Summers Lead Greenspersons Kris Grunewald Michele Oleksy Best Boy Greens Trevor Oleksy Casting Associate Colleen Rogers Extras Casting Director Kit Hayward Extras Casting Assistant Sara Brown Extras Wrangler Brynn Kinnee Animals Provided by Goin’ Ape Animal Trainer Kyle M. Doig Transportation Coordinator Gord Alyward Transportation Captain Robert Chase Cast Drivers Pierre Miranda Kenneth Roy Atherton Drivers Rick Vanderkuip Steph Schwan Jeremy Alexander Henry Chu Richard Massey Norman Platt Garry Radons Dory Vanderkuip Special Equipment Drivers Ryan Hammerquist James Farara Reese Alexander Daryl Martin Ted Massey Rob Allen Ronnie R. Buyck Dennis Eely Ralph Eugster Lloyd Lillie Security Coordinator Larry Sostad Security Captain Joseph S. Condon Security Guards Dennis R. Barré Gordon Bergh Wayne Gaines Domenico Iacoviello Harry Kemball Kurtis Knopf Gudmund Lovang Allan Plante First Aid/Craft Service Kelly D. Fry Glenn Moore Collin Wayne Robertson Video/Computer Playback Cameron Drinkle Catering Cinema Scenes Catering Head Chef Bob Bedard Chefs Pete Link Jocelyn Skill Kelly Tindal Assistant Chefs John Deakin Tyler Scott Gordon James Grant Andrew Kennedy Gordon Parman Paul Archer – 2nd Unit2nd Unit Director Danny Virtue 2nd Unit Director of Photography Todd Elyzen 2nd Unit 1st Assistant Director Jason Furukawa 2nd Unit 2nd Assistant Director Kevin Leeson A Camera Operator Todd Elyzen A Camera 1st Assistant Michael Adams A Camera 2nd Assistant Paolo Dipersico B Camera Operator Tony Mirza B Camera 1st Assistant Elizabeth House B Camera 2nd Assistant Ryan Nazar C Camera Operator David Bercovici C Camera 1st Assistant Randy Petersen C Camera 2nd Assistant Krista Stumph On Set Dresser Michael Hall Costumes Set Supervisor Audrey A. Wong 1st Assistant Make-Up Amanda McGowan 2nd Assistant Make-Up Sally Barnes Vincenza Sharpe Marjorie Wood Key Grip Steve Larsen Best Boy Grip Sandy MacDonald Dolly Grip Nova Hanen Grips Gareth Farfan Shane Sendey Key Gaffer Sandy Hegyi 3rd Assistant Director Maria Kozak Assistant Director / Production Assistant Dustin J. Doerksen On Set Paint Wendy Brotherston First Aid/Craft Services Gloria Carillo Post Production Supervisors Aisla Webster Jonathan Shore Assistant Editors Gary Lam Greg NG Aynsley Baldwin Post Production Assistants Rhys Lloyd Kate Kroll Matt Venables – Visual Effects By Technicolor Creative Services Vancouver Digital Effects Supervisor Jean Lapointe Visual Effects Supervisor Jean-Luc Dinsdale Digital Effects Producer Christopher Elke Digital Effects Coordinator James Ruttan Digital Effects Executive Producer Michelle Grady Digital Effects Manager Brenda Levert Digital Effects TD Stephen Misek Digital CG Artists Louis Cox Anthony De Chellis Markus Tessmann Digital Compositors Landon “Bonecrusher” Bootsma Jeremy Price Andrew Shanks Patrick Thompson Digital Effects Systems Administrator Joel “Chainsaw” Tong Digital Effects I/O Michael Shapcotte Matt Yeoman – Digital Intermediate By CINE-BYTE DIGITAL INC. Production Supervisors Alan Bak Tom Bak Project Supervisor Rick Hannigan Colourist Drake Conrad Digital Opticals/Titles Mark Tureski Chris Ross Scanning and Recording Felix Heeb Paul Mantler Jason Giberson Production Coordinator Diana Madureira Score Produced By Jessica De Rooij Performed By Slovak Radio Symphony Orchestra Orchestration By Jessica De Rooij Dragos Nedelcu Music Preparation Dragos Nedelcu Joram Letwory Walther Stuhlmacher Orchestra Conductor Allan Wilson Music Contractor Paul Talkington Additional Music Jacques De Rooij Mick Gordon Additional Drum Programming Joram Letwory Vidjay Beerepoot Score Recording & Mixing Peter Fuchs Sound Mix Herold Studios Sound Supervisor Wolfgang Herold Supervising Sound Editor Max Wanko Re-Recording Mixer Jochen Engelke Sound Designer Max Wanko Sound Editors Manuel Karakas Stefan Müller Sound Editor Assistant Hanna Steger Dialogue Editor Fritz A. Wollner Music Editor Hugo Sanchez Foley Artist Peter Roigk Mix Editor Manuel Karakas Sound Post Coordinators Annika Krieger Ailke Jockers Sound Post Coordinator Assistant Brid Enke Accountant, Herold Studios Petra Sturm Legal, Herold Studios Matthias Herold Hanno Kämpf Sound Post Production Herold Studios Dolby Consultant Norbert Zich DTS Consultant Michael Krauth Los Angeles ADR Supervisor Deni King Los Angeles ADR recorded at SPG Studios Los Angeles ADR mixers Frank Koch Todd Anisman Vancouver ADR recorded at Sharpe Sound Studios Vancouver ADR recordists Graeme Hughes Glen Noseworthy Kevin Belen Walla Group The Background Legal Services Provided by Karyn Edwards, Pitchblack Pictures Inc. Arthur Evrensel, Heenan Blaikie LLP Paralegal Georgina Brunette Assistant to Ms. Edwards Denise Bonney Chartered Accountants Neal Clarance, Kim Spencer-Nairn, Ernst & Young LLP – Pitchblack Pictures Inc.VP, Finance Marilyn Liu Post Production Accounting Michael Grudman Operations Joseph Rahim Office Assistant Terri Potratz Insurance Provided by David Hamilton, Jones Brown INC. Sandra Aldenhoff, Gerling Vertrieb Deutschland GMBH Publicist William Wanstrom, Wantsrom & Associates Payroll Services by Entertainment Partners Canada Cameras Provided by Panavision Plane Mock-Up Provided by Aero Mock-Ups, Inc. Stock Footage Provided by Corbis Canada Getty Images Audio Post Production Services by Herold Studios Special Thanks To: Lina Dörsam – SoundtrackSoundtrack Available on MUSIC2GOLD RECORDS “American Patriot” Written and performed by Dagos Nedelcu Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Tu Hi Meri Jaan” Written by Dhiren Raichura & Timon Singh Published by Atmosphere Music c/o Killer Tracks “Jihad Killers” Written and produced by Spider Performed by Ruff P Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Peace, Love and Harmony” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Mark Polak Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “One to Grow On” Written and performed by Mick Gordon Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Requiem for an Orgy” Written and performed by Mick Gordon Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Brace Yourself” Written by Anthony Lee, Steve Lindsey & John D. Lee Performed by DNA & John D. Lee Published by Westside Independent Music Publishing “The Courtesan” Written by E. Dozor “Smooth Lounge” Written and performed by Robert Bartha Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Voodoo Con Carne” Written and performed by Skip Sondoz Published by Extreme Production Music “Soul of a City” Written and performed by Anthony King Published by APM Music Publishing “Love Junkie” Written by Dillon O’Brian Performed by Black Box featuring Billy Valentine Published by Westside Indepenent Music Publishing “Oh Texas” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Mark Polak Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Little Germany” Written and performed by Dragos Nedelcu Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “The Sensual Woman” Written by Wherry, Trattles & Ross Performed by The Herbaliser Courtesy of Ninja Tune Published by Just Isn’t Music “24 Carat Blag” Written by Wherry, Trattles, Lamb, Ross & Leyborne Performed by The Herbaliser Courtesy of Ninja Tune Published by Just Isn’t Music “3 of Diamonds” Written by Matt Harris Performed by Blackjack Published by Soundcast Music (ASCAP) Produced by Bad Ass Music Courtesy of Zero to Sixty/Killer Tracks/BMG “Theme from Don” Written and performed by Kalyanji Shah & Anamdji Shah Published by Saregama Music United States (BMI) adm. by The Royalty Networks, Inc. “Fly So High” Written by Jacques de Rooij and Richard Alvin Smith Performed by Richard Alvin Smith Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Battle of Bongo Hill” Written by Wherry & Trattles Performed by The Herbaliser Courtesy of Ninja Tune Published by Just Isn’t Music “My World” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Mark Polak Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Air Castle” Written and produced by Jacques de Rooij Performed by Jacques de Rooij Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “The Barber of Seville – Cavatina: Largo al Factotum (Figaro)” Performed by The Slovak National Symphony Orchestra Written by Gioachino Rossini, 1792-1868 Arrangement by Dragos Nedelcu and Jessica de Rooij Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Ride On My Rocket” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Mark Polak Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Baa Baa Black Sheep” Traditional Performed by Vidjay Beerepoot Recording used courtesy of Soundvibe “The Star Spangled Banner” Performed by The Slovak National Symphony Orchestra Written by John Stafford Smith, 1750-1836 Arrangement by Dragos Nedelcu and Jessica de Rooij Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “The Magic Sound” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Mark Polak Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH “Theme from Postal” Written by Robert Bartha and Mark Polak Performed by Robert Bartha Published by Edition X-tended c/o Arabella Musikverlag GmbH |  DIRECTED BY Uwe Boll RELEASE DATE October 18, 2007 STARRING Zack Ward Dave Foley Chris Coppola Jackie Tohn J.K. Simmons Verne Troyer Larry Thomas David Huddleston Seymour Cassel |
