POSTAL Babes

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Disclaimer

POSTAL Babes is an officially licensed beat ’em up/hack ‘n’ slash game that was released for old Java-based mobile phones. The developer/publisher is no longer selling the game themselves, so you have no way (which we could officially endorse) of acquiring and playing it but, aside from being decent by Java phone standards, there really isn’t much to it and it has no real connection to POSTAL, so you’re probably not missing much anyway.

Official Description

“Welcome to the bloody and cruel world of POSTAL – a world of desperate fun and unstoppable violence. Two sexy girls from ‘POSTAL Babes’ are ready to start a macabre dance and transform a peaceful campus into a hellish slaughter-house.“

The beautiful Postal Babes are back and now they have their own videogame! If there’s one thing these girls are good at, other than looking hot, it’s kicking ass, and that’s just what they’ll have to do when they get the message that there’s strange goings on at the local University. Maniacs have taken over the campus and now the first year student girls are hostages, the Postal Babes can’t waste any time infiltrating the campus and rescuing those hostages.

Grab whatever you can find, a baseball bat, a knife and start dishing out some tough love to those kidnappers. With an intuitive hack and slash control system you’ll be dishing out the punishment in no time, get in close and go in for the kill, it’s the Postal Babes way. You’ll even have a chance to pick up a few firearms, make sure you use them wisely, headshots are the only way to keep the bloodthirsty Postal Babes happy!

We don’t want another university massacre on the news so don’t hold back… heads will roll!

2 Playable characters, with different playstyles
12 Action-packed levels
Plenty of weapon pick-ups
The sexiest heroines in gaming
Engaging and amusing storyline
Unlockable ‘SMS Bonus’ content, which… undresses your characters… (J2ME Version Only)