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January 30, 2010

Shoot 1UP Preview Featuring LAZORBEWBS!

Destructoid.com On Nathan's Fout's Latest Gem!
"The bosses ... what can I even say about the bosses? They are all massive, cool-looking creatures. One of them has detachable metal boobs that fire bullets out of turret nipples. Seriously. So good."

"It's also worth mentioning the stage littered with whale carcasses. Yeah, that happened. I'm not entirely sure what dead whales have to do with anything, but the game is somehow better off for it."

Destructoid User comments:

"Naked women firing projectiles... out of their naughty parts. How much this again?"

"I was already sold on that one but seriously , Laser nipples are a no brainer. DO WANT!"

"This is definitely going to be on my hard drive when it comes out..... also LAZORBEWBZ!!!!!"

"LAZORBEWBS? You, sir, just sold me a videogame!"

"Damn, everyone's beat me to the breast. I was interested as soon as I saw this was a shmup and on the indie channel. And then there were boobs."

"Bewbs: is there anything they can't do?"

"I'd like to shoot my missile up between her ample turrets! F'narr. "

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