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June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson is Dead!

WTF? Michael Jackson Died?
Here at Running with Scissors it is our belief that in this crazy fucked up POSTAL world, Wacko Jacko's death is nothing more then a cover up of the truth: Kim Jong il and North Korea have launched a missile filled with the Iranian president's secret sauce.

Please leave comments below or join the conversation already started on the RWS forums at: http://forums.gopostal.com/index.php?showtopic=25800
For more information about Michael's death please visit CNN at: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/jackson



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