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A POSTAL Day
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:14:11 PM »
(comments will decide on the course of action)
Monday Morning, That Damn Bitch in the trailer wants me to pick up the laundry, grab a lotto ticket (damn idiot tax) and i gotta run by the mall for some new sneakers, these are falling apart. well i better head off, but maybe first i should look around here for something to pack incase the psychos in this shithole turn ugly again

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2015, 06:01:00 PM »
*farts near ur open mouth, u inhale deeply/unknowingly*

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2015, 06:17:14 PM »
 :Pizza: :Pizza: :Pizza: :Pizza:

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2015, 07:26:00 PM »
Mouth tastes like ass, i better head to the store for some breath mints, that damn bitch won't let me back in the trailer until i have her shit, well since all the cars around here are explosive props it looks like i'm walking

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 02:35:04 AM »
I am very confused. Whhhaat the fuck.

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 09:30:22 AM »
(basically i descibe postal dudes thoughts and surroundings you guys help decide the course of action)

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2015, 03:05:28 PM »
*you see vince chilling with some babes at the coolest Bar in town, he's lookin all swagged out with/ Gold and weapons as he llower his sunglasses at u and gives u a knowing wink*

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2015, 05:03:06 PM »
As i pass Vince he calls out to me, "Hey Dude! wanna make a few bucks?" Since i'm broke as fuck a decide to see what he want's turns out some Asshole Youtuber stole a Beta of Paradise lost from the RWS studios, Vince knows where the punk is, holed up in some shit-hole in the bad part of town, Well since it's my neighbourhood i thought i'd ask around, i see a kid smoking a blunt on the corner of the chinese and ask if he knows about my target.
"Hey kid, you know anything about some asshole calling himself Poo-dee-pie?"
"Poo-dee-pie? yeah bra his shit is the best maaan!"
"me and the other bras catch him broadcasting from over in the abandoned crackhouse, man i love his shit!"
The kid sank to the floor missing half his head and i blew the cordite smoke from my shotgun, poor brain-dead freak, it was a mercy killing, i stash my shotty back under my coat and head to the crack house.
 Poo-dee-Pie is gonna die!  :IamSoLame:

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 01:07:08 AM »
Vince asks: "Who made this terrible thread, Oh god WHY"

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Re: A POSTAL Day
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2015, 09:31:25 AM »
-bites a grenade- I REGRET NOTHING

 

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