As i pass Vince he calls out to me, "Hey Dude! wanna make a few bucks?" Since i'm broke as fuck a decide to see what he want's turns out some Asshole Youtuber stole a Beta of Paradise lost from the RWS studios, Vince knows where the punk is, holed up in some shit-hole in the bad part of town, Well since it's my neighbourhood i thought i'd ask around, i see a kid smoking a blunt on the corner of the chinese and ask if he knows about my target.
"Hey kid, you know anything about some asshole calling himself Poo-dee-pie?"
"Poo-dee-pie? yeah bra his shit is the best maaan!"
"me and the other bras catch him broadcasting from over in the abandoned crackhouse, man i love his shit!"
The kid sank to the floor missing half his head and i blew the cordite smoke from my shotgun, poor brain-dead freak, it was a mercy killing, i stash my shotty back under my coat and head to the crack house.
Poo-dee-Pie is gonna die!