Ah, weeel. This here situation is ripe material for parable! "Sometimes it takes youth to bring the past alive!" Or some such! You know, the whole intersection of time and age in ways we'd never have thought, or given opportunity! Similar to the parable of the man who brings into his home a poor beggar for dinner, only for it to be revealed later that the poor man was really an angel, or Zeus, of all gods! Only in this case, the man is a woman, and the poor beggar is a young child, and the home is a ramshackled internet forum, and the dinner is never quite served.... but the angel---or zeus! Ah! That is the shining nugget: a gem of internet gold from yesteryear!