Author Topic: Anyone with a weird fetish? (Read 9542 times)

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:21:10 PM »

I ain't know nothing about no punky-brewster and I hells no never put my nose to no myrtle turtle. But I KNOW if you wanna say I was "digesting," it hasn't been enough of any significance to bring up even as a snack. Maybe you're just hungry right now making these posts? Weed gives you the munchies eh? Not to get personal but I call it as I see it.

I know what went down in my past, and what you say I wasn't I can firmly say I was: I was a naive child in a cockroach-filled den: she didn't even trust completely that I was over 18, and the bug problem upon questioning she said was brought to the attention of her landlords multiple times. And the trophy boyfriend thing: that woman pulled me in front of her friends and coworkers on a leash at every opportunity. At no point did she ever care to see what went on in my life, nor acquiesce to meeting my friends (who I might add were creeps as well.)

RustyNail · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:25:13 PM »

We all love you, Jabbapop. We just don't want to read another desperate love letter disguised as candid ponderings. Especially ones for female RWS fans.

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:28:00 PM »

Another? I've never had any relations with female RWS fans... Unlike some people around these here parts.

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:32:42 PM »

And besides, when I write a love letter you'll know it. I always dot the "i"s and slap the titties.

RustyNail · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:33:25 PM »

I was obviously referring to the fact that most people who are familiar with you will recognize this shtick and the pattern that results.

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:36:14 PM »

Heather lives in California. I live in Florida. Unless this quilt is stitched by a giant I don't see how anyone could have any notion of a "pattern."

RustyNail · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:38:28 PM »

Quote from: jabbapopovvodka on August 03, 2012, 08:36:14 PM

Heather lives in California. I live in Florida. Unless this quilt is stitched by a giant I don't see how anyone could have any notion of a "pattern."

Who said anything about Heather? Odd. Anyway, you've dabbled in more than a few countries. Webcams count! Different sex though. Hahehe. Let's not kid ourselves. Flights are cheap!

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2012, 08:39:36 PM »

Re: Anyone with a weird fetish?

Heather · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2012, 09:51:41 PM »

Quote from: jabbapopovvodka on August 03, 2012, 07:51:08 PM

I think collecting the dicks of male gamers is some heinous butch-dyke lumberjack weirdness

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone! I'm sitting here with pretty pink toenails, an adorable sundress, and makeup on. I can assure you that I am not some heinous butch-dyke lumberjack weirdo. I even have a pink bong!

I know that wasn't the point of the story, but I felt the need to make that point clear! lol

FaTony · « **Reply #39 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:56:48 AM »

Quote from: Heather on August 03, 2012, 09:51:41 PM

I'm sitting here with pretty pink toenails, an adorable sundress, and makeup on.

Quawonk · « **Reply #40 on:** August 04, 2012, 06:35:13 AM »

This has to be one of the funniest/weird conversations I've read.

Shnards · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2012, 06:40:40 AM »

Woe is Jabbapop. Whoa.

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:40:39 AM »

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! I WAS DRINKING! I DIDN"T MEAN TO SPILL SO MUCH! DELETE EVERYTHING!

jabbapopovvodka · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:41:51 AM »

Quote from: Heather on August 03, 2012, 09:51:41 PM

Quote from: jabbapopovvodka on August 03, 2012, 07:51:08 PM
I think collecting the dicks of male gamers is some heinous butch-dyke lumberjack weirdness

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone! I'm sitting here with pretty pink toenails, an adorable sundress, and makeup on. I can assure you that I am not some heinous butch-dyke lumberjack weirdo. I even have a pink bong!

I know that wasn't the point of the story, but I felt the need to make that point clear! lol

Then a lipstick lesbian! What's the difference? Either way it's a threat to my sexuality and masculinity!

frisbee · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:55:23 PM »

that scene from little giants where they show a jelly sanwich inside of the helmet

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