Author Topic: Why no Postal Dudes?  (Read 3937 times)

jabbapopovvodka

  • God Like
  • *****
  • Posts: 739
  • Guns don't kill people. SWORDS kill people!
    • View Profile
Why no Postal Dudes?
« on: July 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM »
Okay, to say up front, I'm not uh, gravitationally :-X inclined to look at them, that is to say, oogle a buff truck of meat swinging a loaded rifle... But then again, I can imagine a lot of women aren't dripping at the mouth to oogle melons ready to burst from grocery bags, though I can't tell that for sure, I don't know many women, I'm not a woman, and all the women I have talked to never actually shared their sexual wishes and fantasies and feelings with me, even those who I actually engaged in sex with knock on wood!



Okay, not to loose the point! But as the topic states, clearliest of all... why no postal dudes? I think this "dangle a pair of tits" mentality is old hat. And forgive me for sounding misogynist, but like women or hate them, that's exactly what's going on. The female flesh and blood song is being converted into funny money, a feel good frolic on paved ground... The whole sex is co-opted into a pleasure factory! "Objectified," is how it's put, steel girders and all. Not that there's anything wrong with that... but that begs the question... Why no Postal dudes? Now, I know i'm pretending to be naive, I perfectly understand the "Reversal" that occurs when a guy clicks a link and "Woah nelly!" there's a six pack abs well toned male flesh with a bulge at center focus where there should have been rolling dunes of softness... But as a male gamer, nay, as a patron of this company (I bought postal 2, stp, and the fudge pack!), and a patron of this forum (I survived many an inglorious battle!) why can't I be a sex object as well? See, it gets lonely on the plains here, and sometimes on darker nights a man gets jealous... Why can't I be that star twinkling bright up there in the sky? Why can't I be that skimpy lingerie blowing in some noggin's fantasy? And so on and so on...

Heather

  • Global Moderator
  • God Like
  • *****
  • Posts: 576
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 06:55:08 PM »
You can be a sex object.  Post your pics and I will gladly objectify you!!!

poop87

  • Going Postal
  • ****
  • Posts: 461
  • Is awaiting his Quake 4 key. :(
    • View Profile
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2012, 03:58:49 AM »
A male stripper Postal Dude?

jabbapopovvodka

  • God Like
  • *****
  • Posts: 739
  • Guns don't kill people. SWORDS kill people!
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 10:44:01 AM »
Well I was more thinking along the lines of "Poor gamer dude flailing his doodads-- any doodads which money calls for." Not so much a celebration of masculinity as a grab for cash. I'm being semi-facetious but it would be nice, don't you think? Or would it? I feel like I'm aboard the Starship Enterprise entering uncharted space. Set phasers to fun!



That's just one picture! I'm a man of many faces! You should see the far out ways I wield my hair! (Pending donation of a camera.)

TwoCanChew

  • STEVEO ALT
  • General Only
  • Joe Bob
  • **
  • Posts: 58
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2012, 11:44:42 AM »
more females are playing postal then ever before. and the male gamers are, well, lol

Heather

  • Global Moderator
  • God Like
  • *****
  • Posts: 576
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 02:59:25 PM »
Why was I picturing a fat russian guy holding a bottle of Stoli?


frisbee

  • Sissy
  • *
  • Posts: 8
  • Roo Steptoe irl
    • View Profile
    • ~click here 2 learn more about me~
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2012, 03:51:13 PM »
a thick handlebar stache.  fitting

TwoCanChew

  • STEVEO ALT
  • General Only
  • Joe Bob
  • **
  • Posts: 58
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2012, 11:33:03 AM »
a thick handlebar stache.  fitting

May i lol?

poop87

  • Going Postal
  • ****
  • Posts: 461
  • Is awaiting his Quake 4 key. :(
    • View Profile
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2012, 03:41:50 PM »
Well I was more thinking along the lines of "Poor gamer dude flailing his doodads-- any doodads which money calls for." Not so much a celebration of masculinity as a grab for cash. I'm being semi-facetious but it would be nice, don't you think? Or would it? I feel like I'm aboard the Starship Enterprise entering uncharted space. Set phasers to fun!



That's just one picture! I'm a man of many faces! You should see the far out ways I wield my hair! (Pending donation of a camera.)

Besides being kind of a jackass, you got some fucking man fur.

LONEWOLFJE

  • Lizard King
  • ***
  • Posts: 204
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2012, 07:24:32 PM »
I think i need to post a sexy thong shot to liven this thread up a bit........LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :)

Quawonk

  • Going Postal
  • ****
  • Posts: 430
  • <insert small penis joke here>
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2012, 03:56:05 AM »
Given how depraved this community seems, I'm amazed nothing like that has been posted yet. 
« Last Edit: September 29, 2012, 05:12:54 AM by Quawonk »

LONEWOLFJE

  • Lizard King
  • ***
  • Posts: 204
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2012, 09:02:56 PM »
Is that a request Quawonk? :)

Quawonk

  • Going Postal
  • ****
  • Posts: 430
  • <insert small penis joke here>
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 04:08:26 AM »
Depends. You male or female?  ;)

Quawonk

  • Going Postal
  • ****
  • Posts: 430
  • <insert small penis joke here>
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2012, 05:18:49 AM »
Depends. You male or female? Age, size, body type? etc. That will determine whether to fap or throw up.  :P

Meant to edit the post. Sorry.

Heather

  • Global Moderator
  • God Like
  • *****
  • Posts: 576
    • View Profile
Re: Why no Postal Dudes?
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2012, 08:38:59 AM »
Yes, it's a request....do it!

 

Username:
Password:
Session: