Why no Postal Dudes?

[jabbapopovvodka]

Okay, to say up front, I'm not uh, gravitationally inclined to look at them, that is to say, oogle a buff truck of meat swinging a loaded rifle... But then again, I can imagine a lot of women aren't dripping at the mouth to oogle melons ready to burst from grocery bags, though I can't tell that for sure, I don't know many women, I'm not a woman, and all the women I have talked to never actually shared their sexual wishes and fantasies and feelings with me, even those who I actually engaged in sex with knock on wood!



Okay, not to loose the point! But as the topic states, clearliest of all... why no postal dudes? I think this "dangle a pair of tits" mentality is old hat. And forgive me for sounding misogynist, but like women or hate them, that's exactly what's going on. The female flesh and blood song is being converted into funny money, a feel good frolic on paved ground... The whole sex is co-opted into a pleasure factory! "Objectified," is how it's put, steel girders and all. Not that there's anything wrong with that... but that begs the question... Why no Postal dudes? Now, I know i'm pretending to be naive, I perfectly understand the "Reversal" that occurs when a guy clicks a link and "Woah nelly!" there's a six pack abs well toned male flesh with a bulge at center focus where there should have been rolling dunes of softness... But as a male gamer, nay, as a patron of this company (I bought postal 2, stp, and the fudge pack!), and a patron of this forum (I survived many an inglorious battle!) why can't I be a sex object as well? See, it gets lonely on the plains here, and sometimes on darker nights a man gets jealous... Why can't I be that star twinkling bright up there in the sky? Why can't I be that skimpy lingerie blowing in some noggin's fantasy? And so on and so on...

[Heather]

You can be a sex object.  Post your pics and I will gladly objectify you!!!

[poop87]

A male stripper Postal Dude?

[jabbapopovvodka]

Well I was more thinking along the lines of "Poor gamer dude flailing his doodads-- any doodads which money calls for." Not so much a celebration of masculinity as a grab for cash. I'm being semi-facetious but it would be nice, don't you think? Or would it? I feel like I'm aboard the Starship Enterprise entering uncharted space. Set phasers to fun!



That's just one picture! I'm a man of many faces! You should see the far out ways I wield my hair! (Pending donation of a camera.)

[TwoCanChew]

more females are playing postal then ever before. and the male gamers are, well, lol

[Heather]

Why was I picturing a fat russian guy holding a bottle of Stoli?

[RustyNail]

Why was I picturing a fat russian guy holding a bottle of Stoli?

Those are just the types of men he goes after.

[frisbee]

a thick handlebar stache.  fitting

[TwoCanChew]

a thick handlebar stache.  fitting

May i lol?

[poop87]

Well I was more thinking along the lines of "Poor gamer dude flailing his doodads-- any doodads which money calls for." Not so much a celebration of masculinity as a grab for cash. I'm being semi-facetious but it would be nice, don't you think? Or would it? I feel like I'm aboard the Starship Enterprise entering uncharted space. Set phasers to fun!



That's just one picture! I'm a man of many faces! You should see the far out ways I wield my hair! (Pending donation of a camera.)

Besides being kind of a jackass, you got some fucking man fur.

[RustyNail]

That pube beard would look gross the second the sun hit it.

[LONEWOLFJE]

I think i need to post a sexy thong shot to liven this thread up a bit........LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Quawonk]

Given how depraved this community seems, I'm amazed nothing like that has been posted yet. 

[LONEWOLFJE]

Is that a request Quawonk?

[Quawonk]

Depends. You male or female?