Gimme Something Fuckin New!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VinceDesi]

ok  if you are readin this madness then please, as in Christian in Rome's Circus, give us something NEW
we here at RWS want to provide a pathway for creativity aka madness, pissed off, fucked off, jerked of, blown off, and in this bama world layed off----something to live for!!!!!!!!!!!!

thx
V

[LONEWOLFJE]

AMEN

[Shnards]

You heard it here, Postal 3 was a colossal failure because of Obama, not because Vince Desi is a horrible businessperson.

[TwoCanChew]

Shooting those nasty fucking Ravens/Crows/Seagulls that collect garbage all over the city would be a start. How about a mission to stop KFC cruelty? That would be a fun game level. I don't think you'd get Pams permission though. LOL!

[TwoCanChew]

how bout a parody of a reality series? no? i keep tossinbones.

[TwoCanChew]

lets go on a spree and shoot those annoying texters. grrrrr!!!!!! they're all over. They even drive. Ohhh, that would be fun.

[jabbapopovvodka]

I think RWS should create some kind of adult online social networking "game" ala habbo hotel; instead of filling a virtual room with furniture, you can customize your avatar in hilarious caricatures, obtain zany weapons, organize people hunting parties, or just chill in the local pub (and down some parodical drinks! there's always opportunity for humor--- in every detail!) Of course, top down (like Postal 1) and non-resource intensive, so as to reach the widest audience. Something "simple" in execution (no pun intended), but with a unique spin, in the tried and true RWS fashion.

[SlimDurst]

That is a great fucking idea.

[TwoCanChew]

That's to time consuming. Don't you agree? it should be quick, fun and to the point.

[jabbapopovvodka]

People who want quick, to the point fun don't patronize RWS. You're on the wrong forum, buckaroo!

[TwoCanChew]

Well. i wouldn't play a sims type game, maybe other people would. good call.

[prawdziwy 666]

Well. i wouldn't play a sims type game,

you mean syms type game xD

only a true Postal fan will understand this

[SlimDurst]

Well. i wouldn't play a sims type game,

you mean syms type game xD

only a true Postal fan will understand this

Ahahaha

[TwoCanChew]

i stand corrected on a spelling error to a stupid game i've never played. sry.

[poop87]

In Postal IV, in the final level when the Dude and the RWS staff cause a huge shootout at Akella/TM, Resovoir Dogs style, Andrew Belkin jumps out and it turns out he is the final boss. To defeat him, the Postal Dude transforms Mike J into the Mad Cow Zombie Messiah-whateverthefuckitwas. Then, you play as Mike J and kill Andrew, transforming back, walking away with the rest from an explosion and driving into the sunset.