Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed below, are strictly of the writer's and not the RWS Staff.
This is George Carlin. Probably the best American satirist, of the last hundred years. He passed away, a few years back but I can't really remember, and while I could wiki the date, it has nothing to do with who this man was. Basically, every angry rant you hear on the internet, he helped shape.
He was a brilliant visionary, and why his death was burried on page 16, I don't get. That being said, let me explain something to cocksuckers, who don't understand current business models. People want three basic things from their product, they want them quick, they want them good, and they want them cheap. This is a basic business model for the new era.
What does any of this have to do with P3?
I keep seeing people, who sign up, just to bash P3 as a title and offer very little else to the community. I believe in free speech, and they have a right to think that. I also have the right to tell them to eat my asshole, with a side of piss gravy.
Early this week, I said that I didn't get furfags. I atleast appreciate their cander, and the fact they have the testicles to express themselves. I also think, they are of average intelligence, I just don't get what they do to get off or whatever the fuck. On the other hand, the atleast take a healthy proactive approach.
Meaning, they try to change my mind and let me see what they are really about. Now, video-fags, are just fucking annoying. You know, the guys that know all this mindless, useless, bullshit about video games but very seldomly understand the art. To me, it's not enough to know how Van Gogh painted, but why he painted. That takes stopping a second, thinking, and understanding what it is you are saying.
What does this have to do with Postal 3?
Well, we are at a point, that complaining about it mean very little. Yeah, it sucked and so does spilled milk. Now we can sit together and try to blame RWS, Akella, or martian transvestites, but who's at fault now, doesn't really fucking matter. What does matter, is the SDK, getting released to the community so modders might be able to fix it.
As far as the keys to the kingdom speech, fuck you. Your another one of these know-it-all clown dicks, that runs his mouth, instead of trying to get people to help. I can sit all day, and bitch about games that just really sucked my left nut, but I don't and I wont. The games aren't the problem, you are the fucking problem.
That's right, you are the kind of asshole, that would piss of Mr. Rogers. There's no glory, bitching about the mess, but for those who step up and fix the problem. Granted, feedback helps, but kicking a dead horse doesn't help anyone. Oh, yeah, I can be funny and rub salt into the wounds just a little more.
I hope you are violently gang raped by sewer rats. Not just you, but those Mass Effect 3 assholes too. You want the problem fixed, then shut up, and put the work in. Otherwise, you are a clown dick, who needs to get a life. What did I think about it?
Why the hell does it matter what I think?
Maybe I enjoyed, maybe I didn't, but either way, I know there are better days ahead for us who wait and work. For people like you, I hope you relize, that your miserable existance, won't matter because you spent time analyzing the field, instead of playing the game. You need to have a Dr. Pepper, and shut the fuck up. That's what I am going to do. Take care.