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A Diary.
« on: June 08, 2012, 08:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Postal Dude's Notes
10/17/97 The earth is hungry. It's heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty...
10/17/97 Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.
10/17/97 The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying. It smells like... Victory.
10/18/97 A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade...
10/18/97 Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited (Offer void in Arizona)
10/18/97 Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern wall and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web WE'VE woven.
10/19/97 I will don the eviscerated organs of my enemies as party hats, wear their shredded entrails as neckties, and oh, how I shall dance!
10/19/97 Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood...
10/19/97 Next stop: Armageddon, the River Styx, Hades... And all points in between! All aboard!
10/20/97 Feathers will fly, but big birds won't. They WILL however, be going south this winter... FAR south!
10/20/97 Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me, pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare for... Deconstruction.
10/20/97 Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with death's surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera. Bad neighborhood coming up!
10/21/97 I am the celestial gardener, policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the city of Sin!
10/21/97 No day in the park. Too much of the blood on me is mine. But the day is not done, and I've miles to go to make them sleep... Peanuts anyone?
10/21/97 Feast upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the machineries of death grind relentlessly, mindlessly on...
10/22/97 From the halls of the Vatican to the Runways of Truth, we are there. At the place called Climax, and the time called NOW. When it's done, let the gods sort it out!
10/23/97 The hive has been cleansed. The source of the corruption has been corked, laid in a body bag and dragged to the outskirts of existence...
HAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking when writing these entries?

Spoiler for Hiden:
Don't think i'm retard if i write something bad, english isn't my native language
« Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 08:18:27 PM by Ingram »

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Re: A Diary.
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2012, 09:00:48 PM »
Postal classic and uncut,the best game if you just want to destroy everyone

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Re: A Diary.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2012, 03:47:53 AM »
Entries from the diary to come up with the level of Steve Wik (if I remember correctly)

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Re: A Diary.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2012, 10:04:02 AM »
Bill Kunkel wrote most of those (RIP), aside these two that were done by Steve Wik.

10/17/97 Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.
10/18/97 Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited (Offer void in Arizona)

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Re: A Diary.
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 07:47:10 PM »
This diary for me is most awesome and rememberable aspect of the game

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Re: A Diary.
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2012, 04:08:35 AM »
Some others i found: EZ Mart, Shanty Town, Earthquake and the La Palamino Resort


1/20/98: Watch for falling prices, falling employees and falling customers... incoming missles and blood puddles...
1/21/98: The earth was hungry so it ate some people
1/22/98: The Earth is thirsty. It also seem to have soield itself....
1/23/98: Did someone say they've fallen and can't get up?

 

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