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FaTony

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Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« on: April 22, 2012, 09:48:00 AM »
...and make sure to include parodies of that Call of Duty mission and massacre of Akella some random Russian publishing company.

Here's an example story:

Postal Dude joins neonazi movement that wants revenge for Hitler's death. Their goal is to kill all Russian people. Massacre of black people and Jews is optional, but recommended. Every time Dude kills Russian, he earns respect points which allow to increase rank and unlock abilities such as being able to call for backup, Russian people detector (like one in P2), etc. Also, Dude gets access to weapons and cash. Eventually Dude earns the rank of fuhrer and proclaims whatever city he is in free from immigrant scum. Obviously, this happen at fourth of July, which leads to a great celebration. Dude is proclaimed national hero for his feats in keeping America's integrity. After that Dude announces that he will be running for president. He creates new party called National Socialist American Workers' Party with the motto "We are 99%" which quickly spreads through social networks and gives him unanimous support. As a result, he easily beats unnamed black president in votes. During inauguration ceremony he says that America is finally free from disease in it's upper corridors of power. That White House was named like that with clear intentions that Americans seem to forget. Dude acknowledges that evil comes from the outside and says that "SOPA is for pussies" and declares that he will bring democracy to the whole planet, whether it wants it or not. And then everyone lived happily ever after. Except those who don't live in America. F**king commies.

THE END.

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 10:29:07 AM »
How is ANYONE supposed to remake the game when the SDK is in the hands of the publisher? None of the assets are avilable to the comunity, shit I don't even know if RWS has any form of access to them. Also, remakes cost money. Do you happen to have a few hundred grand just laying around? Because I'm sure they'd be put to good use in order to acomplish what you're talking about. Oh what's that? You don't have that kind of dough? Aw nuts, well no remake for you then!  :))

I apolagize if I'm coming of as rude or dick-ish with this response but your post is just.. Pointless, yeah that's a good way to describe it so i'll go with that.

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 10:31:36 AM »
They don't have to use Postal 3 assets nor Source engine at all.

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 11:02:45 AM »
So what would you sugest they use?

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 11:26:23 AM »
Since most commercial engine licenses are under NDA I can't really suggest.

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2012, 12:18:56 PM »
That sounds like something RWS would do; plenty of pop culture references, black humor, satire racism and not giving a single f**k about what the media thinks.

Although I sense that the fact that Akella has done so much to ruin Postal 3 and torment RWS and Is a russian company has caused hatred towards russian people - come on, it's just a company, we're not all bad, sure, most of us are drunk idiots and, to the russian people reading, gopniks, there are plenty of good people amongst us. Give russia a break and hate on Akella and TM as much as you can!

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2012, 12:34:46 PM »
Since most commercial engine licenses are under NDA I can't really suggest.

Unity 3D?

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Re: Remake Postal 3 as 'Postal 3: No Russian'
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2012, 01:52:59 PM »
Since most commercial engine licenses are under NDA I can't really suggest.

Maybe Unity or Unreal 3 engine?


EDIT: oh saw that i had answered on this thread already, lol

 

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