"I fucking love Mario!!!!"
"That's great, go home and jerk off to it then because I have more important shit to do."
"Alright, I will cock-sucker"
This was an actual conversation I had at a game store about three weeks ago. I was doing some research and this Nintendo Fan Fucker came to their rescue as always. I never knew you could actually go home and fop it to Princess Peach.
Yeah, that's what Peach looks like with a big piece of Itailian sausage in her mouth. I still wonder what kind of person would let two brother's fuck her at the same time. Hmm, I am not really down with the family gang bang really.
Really? Does every piece of Japanesse porn really need tentacle rape? I can under stand being double teamed but having large bulbous cocks coming from every direction? I think Miyamoto jacks off to this late at night and cries about all of the royalties he has missed out on over the years.
I love the gay community so I couldn't leave them out of this. This is an artist interpretation of Link as a twink. Really, notice the play of light and shadow here. Also notice that everyones favorite Elf is about to be a pin cushion.
Now, why in the hell would you include lopsided nipples on a piece of bating material? I mean, your fantasy is crosseyed nipples on a chick that looks like spock? Yeah, think about masterbating to Leonard Nimoy with a pair of fake plastic juggs and it's the same fucking thing.
I can only assume that Nintendo might be pissed about seeing their character's suck dick like Jenna. It offends me that I can't play Binding Of Isaac on 3DS. I think we are even.
