Joke Thread

[GUMMO]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello. 

[wolve]

I've just read the tea leaves at the bottom of my cup and it's not good news.

I made coffee.

[StephenArdrey]

So there are these two guys. One is really preppy and the other is dressed in rags. There is a bacholorette party going on at the bar where the frequent.

"Man, look at all of these beautiful women," said the prep

"Yeah, it's good to know I can have any of them I want," said the bum

" How? Are you secretly rich or something," questioned the prep

"No, I'm a rapist."

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

3 posts? lmao.

[Quawonk]

Steveo Fantastico.

[SlimDurst]

How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his cousin in the jaw.

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

Steveo Fantastico.

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his cousin in the jaw.

lol

[sheridanm962]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2: One to hold it in place and one to smash it in with a hammer.

What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hump me Dump me

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

[FUBAR!!]

Whats the difference between a Blond and a mosquito ??

Answer

Spoiler for Hiden:

You smack one it stops sucking!

   

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

Whats the difference between a Blond and a mosquito ??

Answer

Spoiler for Hiden:

You smack one it stops sucking!

   

lololololo

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

your face

[SlimDurst]

your face

your penis

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

your face

your penis

whip it out

[STEVE0 FAGTASTIC0]

asshat

lololol shnards. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool quit lurking.