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Joke Thread
« on: March 29, 2012, 09:10:46 PM »
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.  ::)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 02:33:15 AM »
I've just read the tea leaves at the bottom of my cup and it's not good news.

I made coffee.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 12:07:22 AM »
3 posts? lmao.

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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 05:10:44 AM »
Steveo Fantastico.

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 05:39:02 AM »
How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his cousin in the jaw.

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 09:21:43 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2012, 09:22:08 AM »
How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his cousin in the jaw.

lol

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2012, 02:37:30 PM »
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2: One to hold it in place and one to smash it in with a hammer.

What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hump me Dump me

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

FUBAR!!

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 10:45:05 PM »
Whats the difference between a Blond and a mosquito ??

Answer
Spoiler for Hiden:
You smack one it stops sucking!
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 08:05:10 AM »
Whats the difference between a Blond and a mosquito ??

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You smack one it stops sucking!
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lololololo

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 07:28:41 PM »
your face

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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 07:55:38 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 08:38:26 PM »
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lololol shnards. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool quit lurking.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2013, 05:25:35 PM »
 "Slim,why do you keep falling over?"
Because I have a huge cock and it's hard to keep my balance.
"That's nasty and you're lying anyway!"
Calm down,I was just joking.
"Oh,okay."
Balancing is easy.

 

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