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Front Page News / Re: Games Aren’t Bad! They Don’t Make You Mad!
« on: July 18, 2014, 11:22:45 AM »
I wish responsible adults would get off their high horse and listen to kids about violent video games.  :-\

Well I guess one of the major differences is that shock jocks titillate to sell adspace, whereas RWS.... I haven't EVER seen a single ad on their websites, aside from their grassroots promotions of their friends. Not that it's any excuse, but I can only imagine the foul asshole catacombs howard stern might dig into if he didn't have to placate the allmighty dollar!

I dunno man. Sometimes you take a step back, and try to reflect about the world you live in. Take for instance: an elementary school. It is a nexus of learning, but more than that, a nursery for the development of small children. IE. That world will be inhabited by a very predictable set of adults and a range of children about the same age. That world doth not waver nor change with the seasons. (On a side note, it's a shame what happened with the Catholic church; it was probably an abbe-ration, right?)

Where was I? Yes. Postal 2. I gotta admit. It was a great game. Great forum. Instructed me on the meaning of balls to the walls and irony. But as with anything that close to the gut and gusto, that explosive, it's prime cut for the scammers. You get people who see that fire and try to angle its rudders towards destruction. THAT DON'T JIBE WITH ME. Fire is for creation. For sustenance. NOT for death. Fire must ONLY be applied AFTER death, to be moral.

So in this case... This very particular. These shoes our toes wiggle within... RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. I gotta tell you, on a side note, living in a tiny crammed apartment, my scissors are in a drawer beneath my microwave oven... and there is no space to run with them inside. And outside, we are told not to loiter. I hate living in an apartment. BUT BACK TO THE POINT!

A man opened a door whose handle he felt comfortable graspaing. That man was stephen audrey. That door was RUnning with Scissors frontpage news. Did he play postal 2? Did running with scissors play him? I do not know. His articles were tedious and boring. Schlock jock cock grabbing. Why was I reading them? An abberance of fate? I doubt it. It was a troubled time for running with scissors. I'm glad they clamped down on THAT nonsense. I am kind of pissed they didn't let me write an article or two. I'm Mel Gibson's biggest fan, for Passion-of-the-Christ's sake!

While urging the judge to set a 14-year sentence, prosecutor Adi Goldstein said that Ardrey “has made a life of preying on young women.” He was convicted in 2007 of pimping in Georgia, and an investigation into this case found his phone number linked to 60 sex advertisements and three other women, Goldstein said.

This fella definitely has an 'odd' relationship with women! You say he once posted here? I doubt any of them were postal babes!

On a very serious note, it's a shame that the John was granted immunity to testify in this case. As bad as Ardrey was for pimping, and as vulnerable as his whore was, the whole scheme of degradation couldn't have been made possible without having someone to pay for it. A serious miscarriage of justice, in my opinion.

Also when you get banned perhaps you'd like to post at my forums!


Welp, at least the dude didn't "go postal." We don't want THAT controversy stirred up again!

General / Re: Plethora of stupid challenges
« on: July 12, 2014, 09:31:41 PM »
*hits thread with rolled up newspaper*

POSTAL General / Re: Piss Physics
« on: July 06, 2014, 09:02:46 AM »
Some of the NPCs should say in jarringly disassociated voices "Thank you for playing Postal 2! Running with Scissors appreciates your patronage!"

Front Page News / Re: FREE TO PLAY
« on: July 03, 2014, 05:07:59 PM »
Yay fourth of july. I'm glad we're not british anymore. Or polish, like my immigrant great grandfather.

Fan News / Re: Postal 2 Dubstep
« on: June 27, 2014, 06:32:28 PM »
it sounds like clown music.

General / Re: Gary Oldman
« on: June 25, 2014, 04:31:04 PM »
Gary Oldman is a right fine chap he likes all kinds of people even jews, but he has no tolerance for bullshit!

General / Gary Oldman
« on: June 25, 2014, 01:42:38 PM »
What do you think of Gary Oldman? Blasting the slimy "vicious" PC mongers! In my opinion the ADL picked the wrong target this time. Gary's not a celebrity, he's an actor, and thus has none of the responsibility to speak the language consumable by the public. It's just more race baiting in the summer lull of newslessness!

In my opinion, this man should be given a RWS fuck the bullshit metal of honour!

Running with Scissors / Re: WHAT DO YOU WANT RWS TO DO???
« on: June 21, 2014, 08:20:29 PM »
I say try adding Krotchy to MP first before anything else how can MP be there with no Krotchy Character?  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? :'( :'( :'(

whenever i play there's always a krotchy in view! *looks down, giggles at penis, then caresses it fondly. if only two lovers, so close, were yet no so far?*

General / Re: Unreal Engine 4 Released
« on: June 21, 2014, 06:43:09 PM »
Almost Unreal by Roxette

P2 Multiplayer chat / Re: MP Suggestion.....
« on: June 15, 2014, 07:48:35 PM »
I think the community is what killed the multiplayer. They kept spinning off these bizarre item drop mods which turned the game into a spazz fest (thanks kamek... not for airmail but the other stuff in the game which is actually worthwhile lol!) [double irony]? Anyway, krotchy would be great in mp, there's no denying that, an intestinal lasoo would be p cool also. Anyway...

In terms of history (lesson), the mp is the sour point of the mp franchise. RWS promised it initially, but failed to deliver on launch... Then they had the GAUL to sell it as an expansion, but repaired their indiscretion by releasing it for free, later. The high point of its run was the postal league, which brought together a real slew of creepy guys and girls who would take out their resentment and vacillating desire to fuck and kill each other, in the postal game. Since then, everyone's known well enough to stop caring, and moved on to better mp games. Not to say that postal2 is bad single player. The single player is timeless. But the multiplayer is just too old to hold water, it wasn't a classic like the quake franchise. But enough out of me. I'm done with this topic anyhow. Laters.  :Flamenstein: :Flamenstein: :Flamenstein:

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