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« on: April 29, 2013, 09:15:47 AM »
Official Steam Group Exclusive Giveaway
Greetings Loyal Forum Goers!
As you may be aware we have an Official Steam Group
, and as we are well aware, most of you are way too lazy to click the button to join our group. Oh yes, we're sure you were planning on getting around to that eventually just you had to go to the store to get milk and pick up your pay check and a bunch of crazy stuff happened that made you just too busy to click one button. We believe you completely! Well eventually has come. For the next week all those that have joined our group
will have the ability to try to win a Steam key for Postal 1
and/or Postal 2
After you join the group, you will likely have to go to the sync account button in the Account drop down on Steam Gifts for it to recognise that you are in the Group. You have 1 week!
Also while you are joining stuff, if you haven't already, follow and like us on the respective sites:
For those unfamiliar with Steam Gifts, it's basically a place to dump extra copies of games to make giveaways. If you win, you have to click the received button to show you got it, it will be in a Green Banner that will hound you until you click that button.
« on: April 27, 2013, 08:10:35 PM »
You're quite welcome, I'm sure. Glad you liked it.
Aha there he is!
Any chance btw that we could turn the two website names in the sentence "Co-founder of Opium Pulses and Gamexotic Correspondent" into hyperlinks?
The post is great but it would be good if people could check out either of our sites with just one click =]
« on: April 27, 2013, 12:12:09 PM »
It's over! The Winner Selected Postal 2: Complete. They won via signing up for the mailing list.
« on: April 26, 2013, 12:29:33 PM »
Past, Present and Future of Running With Scissors
In the beginning Vince and Co. created the family friendly and then the RWS. Now the RWS was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the team was hovering over the indie waters.
And Vince said, “Let there be violence” and there was violence. Vince saw that the violence was good, and he separated the unique from the common. Vince called the unique “Postal” and the common he called “boring” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day of development.
Our friend Warren Dance, Co-founder of Opium Pulses
Correspondent, did up a far more detailed history of RWS and Postal and posted it over on the Gamexotic page linked in the picture above. You should go check that out now. We will wait...
Good you are back (if you didn't go yet, shame on you) as you can see the history of Postal and RWS is a long, shady and rich one...unlike RWS itself (Hint Hint go buy Postal 2 while it is still on sale)
The past was filled with backlash and bannage (possibly including at all the local bars and strip clubs). The present is filled with wiping away the odd yellow and brown stains left on RWS's image by Akella and getting back in the game. The future is what the present makes it! Will there be a new Postal game worthy of the RWS name (and will it manage to get banned in every part of the world)? Will we ever hit 2500 likes on Facebook
and 1000 on Twitter
? Time will tell.
Gamexotic is the home of the first and foremost official video game historian. Gamexotic is a relatively new site dedicated to gaming, be reviews, opinions, history or other gaming related things. Check out their homepage
for more information and see what wonders await you there.Write, therefore, what you have seen, what is now and what will take place later.
« on: April 22, 2013, 04:10:21 PM »
Postal 2: Complete is 60% OFF on Steam This Week Only!
Postal 2 Complete is on sale for 60% off on Steam until April 29th, that includes the 4-pack! You cheapskates were waiting on a sale, well here it is, go buy it now.
Already own it? Great! Buy it for your friends and tell them to buy it too, they will surely think highly of your sophisticated taste in games when they first start playing it!
You have no friends? Buy another copy anyway, it looks really cool in your Steam Inventory! You know what looks even cooler than a copy of Postal 2 Complete in your Steam inventory? Four copies of Postal 2 Complete in your inventory! Even better is an entire page of Postal 2 Complete in your inventory, you know what the ladies say, bigger is better, so make your inventory as big as you can by cramming as much Postal 2 Complete in it as you can it!
Ladies, how about a nice bouquet of 12 copies of Postal 2 Complete for your inventory. It's just like flowers, except they doesn't die in a week. Smarter investment there I have to say.
Don't take my word for it, here is an unbiased, honest recommendation
from a person who clear has absolutely no hidden agenda whatsoever.
Buy it and gift to your entire friends list. Best game ever, coming from a non bias person with no agenda. Honest.
I will close on another quote, this one coming from a Captain James R. Dirk.
Will you buy this game? This game's not gonna buy itself, ya know. Look: Just buy this game, damnit!
He's a Captain, that probably out ranks you, so it's really more of an order, you don't want to end up in the stockades do you? Better go do as he says and buy it now before it's too late. Oh and buy a shirt
to wear while playing it, it will make you look 20% cooler!
« on: April 21, 2013, 07:31:12 AM »
Interview with the New Postal Babe of the Month: Joy Plea$ure!
Today we bring you an interview with our latest Postal Babe: Joy Plea$ure. To see more of Joy, click the banner above, and to hear more of Joy read on below! If you want to use one of the other senses with Joy, you are on your own there, this isn't a dating service Buddy. Without further delay it is a Plea$ure to bring you Joy's Interview. The Joy Plea$ure's Interview:
1. Let’s start by you telling us a little or a lot about yourself. How old are you and where are you from?My name is Joy (Plea$ure), and i'm 21 years young! I live in Rotterdam a nice city were i am born and raised in The Netherlands!
2. How did you first learn about the Postal Babes? And how does it feel to be chosen?Ruud (he just started a small community) and had mail contact and CC me, then i took the mail and mailed personally and directly!!
3. Ok let’s get personal. What type music do you listen to?Reggaeton
4. What’s your astro sign?The Sagittarius
5. Are you a gamer? And what’s your favorite game (doesn’t have to be a video game) ?Def Jam
Call of duty
GTA vice city, san andreas etc.
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Please tell us about it.Do i really have to tell this? I was like 15 years old i was really young when i go out in clubs and things like that pretending that i was "older" and yeah....finally get fucked!!
7. What’s your favorite color? Do certain colors make you hot?My fav' colors are Pink, dark deep blue/purple, gold...
8. Tell us about your modeling and acting career. What is your motivation? What do you like most about it?I was started as a model, i was modelling on the catwalk did hair show's and haute couture and did also photoshoot's!
And one day i was modelling for a famous magazine here in Holland called "LINDA." And for the first time i was going naked! They wanted a picture with clothes on and a picture with clothes off! The people where so nice at the shoot and acting very normally while i was standing naked.. I had trouble's at home in the finance, so i choose to go into the porn industry to get money and maybe a better feeling and learning more about my body and myself!
9. I’m sure a lot of our male fans would love to know what gets you hot. Please feel free to open up and share your desires with Postal fans around the world.It turns me really on when i can make a dick really big, my specialty is BJ (blowjob) so, i like the feeling of something growing in my mouth! And of course i will let it explode!
10. What type of guys do you like? And If you like women too, please answer for both.I like sexy men, good in shape if he's not i will fuck him in shape! Ok, and now in reality: he's got to have feelings but not to much, i don't like it when a man act like a pussy!
Now please choose ONE answer that best describes who you are!
Q) Oral or AnalOral
Q) Ink or no InkInk
Q) Black or WhiteWhite
Q) Money or LoveLove
Q) Teacher or StudentStudent
Q) Men or WomenMen
Q) Fly or DriveFly
Q) Prayer or SinSin
Q) Music or GamesMusic
Q) Liberal or ConservativeConservative
That's the end of the interview, if you haven't already (ha...you probably did that first) go check out Joy Plea$ure's Gallery by clicking the banner above.
Know anyone who wants to be a Postal Babe? Let us know!
« on: April 20, 2013, 12:31:51 PM »
Running with Rafflecopters
This is going to come completely out of left field, no one is going to be expecting it at all, and this might just blow your collective minds.... We want people to Like us, and Follow us, sign up to our mailing list, and spread the word. We did key drops, those worked great until the leechers realized they could just stealthy sit in their basements all day and just grab the keys when they go up, rather than actually follow us or like us (Those Bastards)
. So now we have come up with a new way, a better way, a semi-forced way to have our way with you. A contest! Click the 'copter above to be taken to the contest page if the embedded entry form isn't working for you. Do all that it asks to get the most entries, and also remember you can tweet daily to maximize your entries. Some lucky fan will win a Steam copy of Postal 1 or Postal 2 without needing to spend all day pressing F5 or solving pointless puzzles just to realize you were 0.00001 seconds slower than the other person.a Rafflecopter giveaway
« on: April 18, 2013, 05:49:53 PM »
This Week in Paradise
Welcome to the new
daily weekly monthly
when we feel like it news and fan showcase.
First off, the news:
Earlier this week we were (you probably missed it) dropping keys over on Twitter, Facebook and a few other places. You wouldn't have missed it if you had liked our Facebook and followed our Twitter and Google+. You should probably go ahead and do that now.
There is now an Official RWS Steam Group Join it!
We're sure you won't regret it... much.
New t-shirts are now available in the store
and will begin shipping out next week.
There is a Postal 2 giveaway (25 copies) going on over at Gala Giveaways
We now have a tumblr. Here we plan to post fan stuff. We will post it to the forums too. You can follow that as well if you are too lazy to check the forums daily. Even too lazy to click over to the tumblr? That's fine, our forums are better anyway. Here is the first video posted there:
Have any submissions or suggestions? Found something Postal related that is totally awesome and that everyone must see? Feel free to post it in this thread, or submit them to the tumblr, or both.
Ask not what your RWS can do for you, ask what you can do for your RWS, and right now that is follow and like us, and buy our
absolutely wonderful merchandise. All items are 99.99% Guaranteed* to increase your sex appeal.
RWS Tumblr*Guaranteed sex appeal increase only applies to that of Unicellular organisms
« on: April 17, 2013, 06:21:15 PM »
POSTAL 2 Giveaway on Gala Giveaways
Click the Gala Giveaways button to head on over to Indie Gala's Gala Giveaways site. Login via your Steam Open ID, and hit the enter button. Then play the waiting game to see if you win one of the 25 copies being given away there. Is the suspense killing you? Well then click the Postal 2 complete logo and just buy it. That way you don't have to wait to play. How can you say no to that face?
While you are at it, like us on Facebook, follow us on twitter, and Google+ us! [RWS Facebook][RWS Twitter] [RWS Google+][RWS Tumblr]
« on: April 13, 2013, 10:52:52 AM »
Phoenix Area Fan Clubs to Battle it Out...
... for charity in Urban Arena Laser Tag Arena. Skewed and Reviewed, Phoenix Comicon, Phoenix Area Fan Clubs and UltraStar Multi-tainment Center at Ak-Chin Circle come together to raise money for “Kids Need to Read”
The event is taking place on April 13th, from 12pm to 4pm at the Ultrastar Entertainment Complex. For those who wish to play the cost is $10.00. This covers your gaming and players will get certificates worth well over the $10.00 for things like future games and popcorn. On top of that, Skewed and Reviewed will provide SWAG and prizes to paid players. Ultrastar will also donate to Kids Need to Read from fees gained from the event.
Interested in testing your skills in Double Elimination Urban Arena Laser Tag? Click the Skewed & Reviewed logo to read the full press release. Don't like to read but want to participate? Visit www.sknr.net
or email: firstname.lastname@example.org
to sign up or to get more information. Don't have $10 or have no skills? If you wish to come and watch, support your club, etc. there is no cost for that.
Pull out your favourite costume, come out and support a good cause!
About the Charity:
Kids Need to Read works to create a culture of reading for children by providing inspiring books to underfunded schools, libraries, and literacy programs across the United States, especially those serving disadvantaged children. All children and adolescents will have access to quality books no matter their race, economic status, or capabilities. Click the Kids Need to Read picture above to learn more about them.
For more information on Kids Need To Read. Click HERE.
« on: April 12, 2013, 04:49:22 PM »
Proudly Show the World That You Regret Nothing!
Two brand spanking new t-shirts will be available to ship around April 24th, 2013! That's right! New Merch! In our Store! Click the t-shirt of your choice to go to the store. Various sizes available. These new screened on Next Level 60/40 t-shirts will be available in two colors: Charcoal and Cardinal and are available for pre-order right now for the low low price of $15. That's 25% off!
Can't decide which of the two to get? Get them both! Really hate one of them? Get them both anyway, you'll be the envy of your friends*, until they buy them too, you know they will, so beat them to it! What are you waiting for, why are you even still readings this, they are bound to sell out fast, better go now before it's too late or you will regret it! *Disclaimer: Friend envy not a guarantee. Friends not included.
« on: April 09, 2013, 02:37:18 AM »
POSTAL 1 : Achievement Icons Are Now Up!
Better late than never! We have now replaced the generic placeholder icon for POSTAL 1 Steam achievements with some snazzy art! Check them out by clicking the above image to take you to the Steam store page where you can find the rest. Also: 5 new achievements in the works. You're welcome.
« on: April 08, 2013, 03:35:23 AM »
The Life Critic Interviews Vince Desi
An exclusive interview with Vince Desi has just gone up on The Life Critic website. Follow the link and you might even get a clue as to what RWS are up to next!
« on: April 04, 2013, 05:57:04 AM »
Just a heads up: The original, long since out of production retail disks do not work on anything higher than Windows XP. This is due to a problem with the DRM that the publisher used back in the day. You'll get some message about the disk being scratched and having to restart your PC (which will not fix the problem).
This does not affect digital copies such as Desura or Steam, or our own self published Fudge pack.
At this time we do not offer keys for those that have a copy of the old retail disk.
« on: April 04, 2013, 05:48:47 AM »
When P2 first released on Steam we spent a fair amount of time rewarding those that already own the game with a free key, even those that owned the very old retail disks from 10 year ago, or foreign versions.
Due to some abuse of the system, and the considerable time it takes to keep up with, we will no longer be offering keys to those that own other copies of the game. The only exception to this is for long standing, regular posters on these forums.
If you own the games on Desura, you already have a Steam key on your account, claim it here:https://secure.desura.com/cart/cdkeys
We are aware that the old retail disks no longer work on operating systems on XP or above, this is not an issue with the Steam version. If you hang on for a sale you'll be able to pick it up pretty cheap there
Please understand that very few developers and publishers allow easy transfer of retail bought games to Steam, and it was not something we were going to keep up with forever. Also, the digital versions of the game are getting updates well beyond what the original 2003 retail disks have.
Thanks for your support as always!