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Digital Media / Re: German guy takes Garry's Mod RP too seriously.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:13:37 PM »
I know someone who just micspams rp and jailbreak servers screaming "SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!" over and over.

I now someone who takes shit in his toilet and never flushes and his toilet literally looks like an easter basket of chocolate.

Front Page News / Re: LRon’s POSTAL Halloween
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:04:17 PM »
damn. damn damn damn damn. i didn't read any of the text and just looked at the pictures, and I'm having seizures, flashbacks. That is some hardcore shit right there. Some wicked postal cosplay...

Front Page News / Re: Veterans Day 2014
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:01:54 PM »
I don't have much interface with the armed forces in this country. And I know violence usually isn't the answer. But these dudes and dames have put their lives on the line... AND FOR WHAT... I ask you... WHAT?!!?!?? Why, to make America great and defend our nation, of course. Or help our "ALLIES," like in WW2... OR keep down the Asian menace, like in Koreo and 'Nam. Or teach the A-rabs a thing or two 'bout the proper way to fold a towel.... All vitriol aside, I can't even begin to imagine what would drive a person to risk life and limb outside of a psychotic-chaotic criminal act... But to those who have, I gotta say, it must be very important and valuable. I mean, I don't know how really to support you, like, if you were my family or an acquaintance I don't know exactly what I'd have to do to assuage my shame over the fact that I haven't been able to make the same sacrifices as you. So here's a day, kiddo! A whole spin of the moon! From our degenerate pretend violence all the way to your real, traumatic violence... we salute you!  :Explodarama:

Front Page News / Re: Indie Spotlight: Steam Curator
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:09:18 PM »
The only thing worth than a hipster is an undead goth hipster! They really suck (blood? ekkekek) In all honesty it's great to see our pals at RWS engaging directly to steam (woah, a tital wave of gamers there, dude!) you've got curator, but  i hope you also got a janitor on hand to mop up all the piss and shit! gamers aren't a genteel bunch, and one wrong opinion can bury you in a world of stink! #grannygate

Games / Re: Steam keys for free!
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:11:56 PM »
I'll take anything.

Are you trying to seduce me, mr sheridanm?

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:21:50 PM »
I hope I'm posting this in the right place... uh, equal representation in the gaming industry! Stand up against misogyniy!  #GamersGate!

Let's Review: Keep Doin' That (Rich Bitch)

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:23:02 PM »
TBQH i think objectifying women is fun and awesome. I look at porn. My dick gets hard and I enjoy it. There's no shame in that! The shame comes when you factor in the uh postmodern perspective that this fun isn't an isolated psychological experience but a mechanism which replicates economic inequality... yeah!  It's like Pinocchio! Get a lot of dumb young boys in the carnival learning to dismiss and degrade and you've got a world of hellions! I think I'm not like that though. Like the P. Dude, I'm an equal opportunity offender. I jerk off to everybody equally!  (Monday:Men; Teusday: Women; Wednesday M2F Trans; Thursday F2m Transl Friday: Hermaphrodite. Saturday: Asexual. Sunday: God)

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:00:30 PM »

I was aware that many people were being trolled and harassed, but I wasn't aware that people were being assaulted. Please post your source, I would like to learn about that incident.

Assault: Law. an unlawful physical attack upon another; an attempt or offer to do violence to another, with or without battery, as by holding a stone or club in a threatening manner.
"Utah State University defends handling of threat to GamerGate critic Sarkeesian"

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Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:35:58 PM »
I thought we were talking about "Ethics in Game Media." Like how it's wrong that educated women are discounted, trolled, assaulted, and abused for bringing a critical eye to the substance and underlying "meanings/symbols" of something as on-its-face benign as a "game." In that regard, I question why Total Biscuit is involved in something so loaded, as he's always been about nothing but the simple, visceral, joy of playing the game. But  times as they are, we must all rise to teh occasion, and defend the sancticy of our hallowed quake 3 arena halls!...

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:18:43 PM »
Stephen Totilo, editor-in-chief of Kotaku, appeared in a podcast/interview/talk-thing with TotalBiscuit, to discuss game journalism....

TotalBiscuit literally makes a living recording 20-40 minute gameplay videos of his screen where he rambles about things like PC option menus or what buttons he's pressing to do things. If you call that "video game journalism," then I rebutt: yeah sure, he's the uh, "Hunter S Thompson" of "video game journalism."

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:32:31 PM »
*hitman gameplay mechanics bla bla bla*

In hitman you play a man with a penis head who masturbates with guns and makes it rain all over the place. Although he is never shown having sexual feelings towards women, he cannot be presumed to have a homosexual identity which would otherwise exculpate  him in the eyes of the outspoken feminazi  community of raven "journalists"/gender study professionals. Indeed, his sexuality seems to capture the zeitgiest of male #GamerGate VGers at large: stunted, reclusive, masturbatory, and secretly violent. BEWARE! Hitman: The Game is NOT a healthy specimen of gender in video games!

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:26:02 PM »
Jimmy Wales is a sleeze opportunist who ran spammy porn sites and uses wikipedia donation money to fund coke parties with strippers. Cool dude.

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:44:31 PM »
Weak man got his heard broken by an evil bitch, weak video gamers have their egos hurt by accusations from evil $gamersgate feminists,... bla-zay, bla-zay.

You used to be cool, flan; you used to be a fun straight to the point goombah stomping merry bro. What happened man? When did games become so important that you have to rush to the defense of some kind of socio-cultura-politico idea frothing at the mouth? Why is it like this?  Are we really so upset about game journalism? I know I get all my game news from RWS and it's unfiltered balls to the wall spectacularity! I don't have a problem with MY game journalism. If the news of Mario's exploits are grim, chang the channel! The princess is in another castle, dude!

In conclusion, uh. I don't think it's a big deal that every makes it to be that zoe quinn made a bad video game that some journalists she had sex with failed to make appealing. I mean, none of us really care about her game anyway, right?

Front Page News / Re: #GamerGate
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:21:40 PM »
Flanagan you're Finnish and thus have been ransacked by the lofty ideals of communism. Give us a break. #Gamersgate is mostly about UNITED STATES OF AMERICA'S game culture. We're still sexist angry bigots over here. You probably wouldn't understand. Anyway... this whole fiasco began when a stilted ex-boyfriend went batshit dox to assuage his hurt ego. That is the origin, the nexus point, the kernel if you will which has popped and hasn't stopped.Whatever you think about girls in gaming, that's cool, I respect that. But please, don't get confused, your thoughts on the matter aren't what gamrsgate is about. Don't feel bad if we don't like gamersgate. It doesn't mean we don't liek you, or appreciate that you're a post-modern non patronizing champion-of-women. Because we do. I know you're a cool dude and have had sex with lots of ladies and haven't held it against them. But in america, we're different. If we have sex with a woman and she doesn't bow to our cock we go crazy. And that's what gamersgate is aboutr.  :IamSoLame: :DUDE:

Front Page News / Re: Got Prize?
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:33:48 PM »

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