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« on: March 11, 2013, 02:23:56 PM »
"GET 'EM!"
Kill all hostiles using a rocket launcher
"STOP SHOOTING, I'M ALREADY DEAD!"
Perform a specific number of executions
"ONLY MY WEAPON UNDERSTANDS ME"
Finish a level using only your machine gun
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« on: February 10, 2013, 05:19:49 PM »
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« on: February 05, 2013, 12:26:27 AM »
Huh, that's weird. Looking fine for me.
Well, I recommend downloading the Beta Mod Pack for now (The Rick Hunter voice pack(s) is included)
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« on: February 03, 2013, 11:16:40 PM »
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« on: October 29, 2012, 07:13:33 PM »
Some men just want to watch the world burn
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« on: September 23, 2012, 04:03:57 PM »
Nice. I'll give it a look later.
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« on: September 18, 2012, 05:06:01 PM »
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« on: September 18, 2012, 11:43:28 AM »
http://www.mediafire.com/?84xzj3eo89ottsvRequested by poop87 This sound pack replaces the Postal Dude's dialogue with one-liners by Duke Nukem as well as parts of the game's soundtrack with the soundtrack from Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown. Video demo coming soon
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« on: August 21, 2012, 10:38:40 AM »
Hey, come on, make fun of the guy with a foot fetish here! I'll be your lightning rod of hate! 
Yes, make fun of the joester! In my opinion, jacking off to feet is more fucked up than jacking off to violet Beauregarde, which I do.
Maybe you're an adult who is posing as a young child. I can't imagine ANY 11-13 year old posting things like this, or that your parents are so blind to your internet activities.
Joster, before we make fun of you, I'd like to confirm that you are a legal adult.
Thanks plenty. Hey, come on, make fun of the guy with a foot fetish here! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!
Yes, make fun of the joester! In my opinion, jacking off to feet is more fucked up than jacking off to violet Beauregarde, which I do.
Besides it isn't any worse than that scat porn shit 
GOD NO
Amen.
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« on: August 21, 2012, 08:31:07 AM »
Hey, come on, make fun of the guy with a foot fetish here! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!
Yes, make fun of the joester! In my opinion, jacking off to feet is more fucked up than jacking off to violet Beauregarde, which I do.
L-l-lightning rod! *thunder*
Besides it isn't any worse than that scat porn shit
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« on: August 21, 2012, 08:14:54 AM »
Hey, come on, make fun of the guy with a foot fetish here! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!
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« on: August 04, 2012, 04:20:54 PM »
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« on: August 02, 2012, 08:27:35 AM »
Well, here it goes... I do have a foot fetish...
But only the normal kind of foot fetish (You know, the kind during foreplay where you work your way up to the pussy).
Only some things I like about it, not "all" of it. What I really hate about it is when a chick doesn't wash her feet and leaves them for the guy to lick 'em up. "Hey there, baby! I just walked through a muddy swamp about 10-20 minutes ago barefoot and I thought you might enjoy how my feet are right now. No? Okay, here's some frosting... some cool whip... some chocolate on there... and here we go! Aw, yeah, I bet you'll like my feet even more! No again? Well, damn... hey, it that a pile of cow shit? *SPLAT* Bon appetite! Hey, what's with the guys in white? 'Mental institution'? Hey, let go!" Of course, that doesn't always happen, but you know what I mean. I just like it when a woman at least knows about personal hygene down below...
And I'm done... hey, where is everybody?
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« on: July 14, 2012, 07:52:29 PM »
I was about 11 when I first saw House of the Dead in theaters (It still remains as my all-time favorite guilty pleasure to this day). At the time, I have played about all the House of the Dead games (Excluding the spin-offs). If you ask me, I thought it basically captured the spirit of the games in my opinion. The endless hordes of zombies, the cheesy acting, a blaring techno score, zombies getting obliterated left & right regardless if they were shot in the head or not (In the games, you could shoot a zombie multiple times in the torso and they'd still die), and the action sort of had an arcade-y feel to it. All of the die-hard HOTD fans and film buffs can hate all they want on it, but for me, I expected nothing more than endless gore and that's exactly what I got. His other pre-Rampage/Stoic/Darfur movies are also guilty pleasures of mine. I guess I'm just a sucker for mindless violence and tits 
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