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Running with Scissors / Forum sigs
« on: June 22, 2015, 09:14:34 PM »
postal dudes. reenable forum sigs. also, in terms of internships. I'm for sale. Will do anything for a doghouse and a few biscuits thrown my way.

Digital Media / Review of Oldboy (2013)
« on: March 15, 2015, 02:41:07 PM »
Hey folks! I made a review of spike lee's oldboy on youtube! I know a lot of people don't like the movie, but I try to see the best in everything, so why don't you too!

Let's Review: Oldboy (2013)

Digital Media / Jabbapop's Bad music drunken revelery threat
« on: January 01, 2015, 06:57:20 PM »
So ur drunken. Ur winer is soft and you've lost all direction. WELP! What is there to do BUTT keep pouring the sauce down ur gullet and listening to the bad good music ud never shove in ur ear if sober! So let's start!

Garbage. Garbage is great. Garbage is garbage. sure shirely manson sold out but who doesn't? They still had some great trash can hits. Like #1 crush (romeo n julet vission)

Garbage - #1 Crush (Romeo & Juliet Version)

Speaking of romeo. knock knock. who's there. juliet? Oh! You fool! YOU LOVE FOOL!
The cardigans popped out some knockers too. I gotta say there's a charm to eurotrash. and on bahz lehrman soundtrack was the lovefool. But u know that one. How about a softer song to make you feel giddy like a school girl. Rise and shine;. Rise and shine my sister!!
The Cardigans - Rise & Shine (Official Video)

And don't forget morrisey. THe boys can hit em out of the park sometimes! This guy is sensitive, but somehow I feel rock hard hearing his tunes. Don't forget in romeo and julet that the first of the gang to die was hector
Morrissey - First of the gang to die

General / You worry your lucky condom
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:21:56 PM »
You worry your lucky condom until the sky breaks its composure and drips burning stars down your hair lick it up your mouth the sad face of a night balls to the wall excitement or so they say the sadists my anos is on fire bruce splash some water on me fountains of moot condom on a lunch break mayo mustard catch-up with all the mistakes you've been told you made time to make amends i've got a pair of sesame seed buns for u baby BUT GET YOUR GODDAMN SON OUT OF MY FACE billy jean is not my lover she's just a girl i used to know (and the kid def ain't mine my prick don't even work i'm nothing but a jackoff your honor honest!) so now what you think of me hey? U COCK FIEND LET ME LICK YOUR BALLS WITH MY FIST ASS RAT!

POSTAL Babes / Older babe?
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:59:06 PM »
Can we get an older lady postal babe? I mean young babes are nice but I think it would be interestine to see a woman with a few creases on her face and wrinkles on her forehead when you get her emotions really in a fizzy! I just htink on an ideological level an older lady would be a breast of fresh air. (No fake tits though please.) Like I woman you could look at and fathom attempt to peer into her vastness of experience and unravel her attitudes and ideas of the life I've yet to experience. Anyway. As ben stiller says, "do it!"  :HesStillGood:

DO IT, DO IT - full, perfect quality

General / Gary Oldman
« on: June 25, 2014, 01:42:38 PM »
What do you think of Gary Oldman? Blasting the slimy "vicious" PC mongers! In my opinion the ADL picked the wrong target this time. Gary's not a celebrity, he's an actor, and thus has none of the responsibility to speak the language consumable by the public. It's just more race baiting in the summer lull of newslessness!

In my opinion, this man should be given a RWS fuck the bullshit metal of honour!

P2 Multiplayer chat / Why is this game so spazzy?
« on: May 18, 2014, 05:07:41 PM »
Weapons are almost exclusively one hit kills, twitchy shooting mechanics, instakills from across the map... almost every mp server runs some kind of twisted psychopath set of weapons and item bonuses so it's nothing but death spam rolling over and over... I get the whole "old school" vibe, but this is a whole nother level... A bit... extreme? :DUDE:

General / Why do they say only text, no emails?
« on: May 17, 2014, 07:27:41 AM »
All these hot babes on CL who flash their tits... say "only text, no emails." Is it because they don't have a computer? If you're going to communicate via "writing" to someone, isn't e-mail more effective/and efficient? Or is this some kind of scamming, or like are they prostitutes and this is some kind of way to evade "wiretap laws" or something? I'm horny. Can you help me, perhaps? :-*

POSTAL General / Postal Dude: The Character
« on: May 10, 2014, 07:50:22 PM »
I know up till now postal dude's character has been kind of a post modern satire of like social moires, taboos, and fetishes. But I mean, what if RWS took a legit "clinical" stance to things, similar to the first one with the "diaries of a psychopath?" Imagine a postal dude, who's a rambling psychopath within a narrative that frames him as such. That is, in postal 2, you're "inside" the character in a cartoon manner, so perspective is established along lines of illegitimacy. Ie, the narrative exists as titillation. But what if, alongside the regular "postal dude" gameplay segments, you played a secondary character, who's on the trail of of the pdude, a bit like robert duvall's character in "falling down?" In this scenario, you'd not only make the mess as pdude, but you'd clean it up as robert duvall, so that the carnage would be more than just "skewering satire," but also "sobering homily." Granted, don't get me wrong, I like the satire, I like the balls to the wall nonsense, because, let's face it, our culture has become such a quagmire that it's hard to keep steady. But: hear me out. That's EXACTLY why I think it would be important to have a robert duvall character in the next POSTAL game... And Isn't that the most "subversive" thought of all, in this day and age? To have something STABLE and GROUNDED? Would it be tongue in cheek? I don't know. But it would smell of sense, which would definitely be a wild ride.  :DUDE:

POSTAL General / Piss Physics
« on: March 22, 2014, 06:24:13 PM »
In my lets plays and reviews of postal 2 i was titilated and intrigued by the potential for gameplay zaniness that urination introduced. Out of ammo for your gun? Whip out your dick and go to town with mayhem of your own! Obviously a male privilege, but not stressed 2 much so by our friends at RWS, the penis is not a weapon DIRECTLY, but it can be a form of offensive distraction. Something lacking, though, is piss physics.

In the game, piss-arcs are formed by angled sprites of piss... No smooth curves here! Further, piss pools on the ground seem to be animated textures. It's a nice touch, indeed, but I think the next game should introduce volumetrics! I saw a trash bucket in the RWS office in the Monday level of the game, and pissed in it hoping to watch the bucket fill up, but was sourly dismayed when the piss texture just clung to the top. I know liquid dynamics are a real advanced technology, compared to the version of the unreal engine the folks were dealing with at the time. And I gotta reiterate once again: the piss dripping from ceilings was a nice touch, too! But hopefully in the future we can get some OOMPAAH with our violent pasta!

RWS games have always been awash with the visceral. Be it entrails, blood sprays, vomit or piss, there's never been a shortage of bodily fluids or gross squishy stuff  splattering on the screen. But onward, future! I'm confident the folks can innovate, once again, and give some dimension to the gore, and what have you. Imagine how fun it would be, to fill a bucket with piss, pick up that bucket, put it on a doorledge, and wait for someone to open it up and walk into a "golden shower." Teehee. (Look it up if u don't know what golden shower is)

« on: January 18, 2014, 06:39:31 PM »
How do i embed youtube? Give it wine and choclates eheheh (get it ,em BED) :-*

Let's Review: Postal 2

Digital Media / hold on to your nuggets!
« on: November 03, 2013, 10:46:14 AM »
any see the new movie free birds? looks like a doozy, a whale of a tale! (but with birds.) what's to keep these feathered fellas from flapping away right out of the movie? birds were meant to soar into the sunset, and yet turkeys are force bred in concentration camps (poultry farms?) for our pleasure?  give me a break! hopefully this film sets the record straight: just because they're not very good at flying doesn't mean we should kick them when they're down. they may be the literally turkeys, but i tell you what, the way we treat them WE'RE the turkeys!

General / Jabba Evening News
« on: August 05, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »
Hey guys lately I've been CHECK it OUT doing some news videos basically they're me reading articles I wrote under the inspiration of pretending to write for running with scissors but now they're on my youtube channel u should check it out my latest one's a doozies but my previous ones have all kinds of depraved things going on too u're gonna have a real blast i guarantee it.

General / How to make extra money (hustle and flow)
« on: July 28, 2013, 09:02:54 PM »
Haha this thread was more of a question than rather suggestions. Bills are tight. I'm a small frightened boy alone in a big world. Bills are tight and I just might do ANYTHING for a few extra dollars.  :)) Does anyone have any ideas about what anything could be? I mean, let's be realistic here. I don't want to be in trouble, I have a full time job. I'm good at writing bad reviews or stories. I also have a soothing non-offensive voice. Just check out my utube channel for example!

Fan News / Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2!
« on: July 19, 2013, 01:29:46 PM »
I poured my heart and soul into these, going into every nook and cranny that exposed itself, to deliver you the good and the bad of Postal 2. And it's only monday!

Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2 (Monday)- Part 1

Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2 (Monday)- Part 2

And now it's Tuesday!

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