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POSTAL General / Piss Physics
« on: March 22, 2014, 06:24:13 PM »
In my lets plays and reviews of postal 2 i was titilated and intrigued by the potential for gameplay zaniness that urination introduced. Out of ammo for your gun? Whip out your dick and go to town with mayhem of your own! Obviously a male privilege, but not stressed 2 much so by our friends at RWS, the penis is not a weapon DIRECTLY, but it can be a form of offensive distraction. Something lacking, though, is piss physics.

In the game, piss-arcs are formed by angled sprites of piss... No smooth curves here! Further, piss pools on the ground seem to be animated textures. It's a nice touch, indeed, but I think the next game should introduce volumetrics! I saw a trash bucket in the RWS office in the Monday level of the game, and pissed in it hoping to watch the bucket fill up, but was sourly dismayed when the piss texture just clung to the top. I know liquid dynamics are a real advanced technology, compared to the version of the unreal engine the folks were dealing with at the time. And I gotta reiterate once again: the piss dripping from ceilings was a nice touch, too! But hopefully in the future we can get some OOMPAAH with our violent pasta!

RWS games have always been awash with the visceral. Be it entrails, blood sprays, vomit or piss, there's never been a shortage of bodily fluids or gross squishy stuff  splattering on the screen. But onward, future! I'm confident the folks can innovate, once again, and give some dimension to the gore, and what have you. Imagine how fun it would be, to fill a bucket with piss, pick up that bucket, put it on a doorledge, and wait for someone to open it up and walk into a "golden shower." Teehee. (Look it up if u don't know what golden shower is)

« on: January 18, 2014, 06:39:31 PM »
How do i embed youtube? Give it wine and choclates eheheh (get it ,em BED) :-*

Let's Review: Postal 2

Digital Media / hold on to your nuggets!
« on: November 03, 2013, 10:46:14 AM »
any see the new movie free birds? looks like a doozy, a whale of a tale! (but with birds.) what's to keep these feathered fellas from flapping away right out of the movie? birds were meant to soar into the sunset, and yet turkeys are force bred in concentration camps (poultry farms?) for our pleasure?  give me a break! hopefully this film sets the record straight: just because they're not very good at flying doesn't mean we should kick them when they're down. they may be the literally turkeys, but i tell you what, the way we treat them WE'RE the turkeys!

General / Jabba Evening News
« on: August 05, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »
Hey guys lately I've been CHECK it OUT doing some news videos basically they're me reading articles I wrote under the inspiration of pretending to write for running with scissors but now they're on my youtube channel u should check it out my latest one's a doozies but my previous ones have all kinds of depraved things going on too u're gonna have a real blast i guarantee it.

General / How to make extra money (hustle and flow)
« on: July 28, 2013, 09:02:54 PM »
Haha this thread was more of a question than rather suggestions. Bills are tight. I'm a small frightened boy alone in a big world. Bills are tight and I just might do ANYTHING for a few extra dollars.  :)) Does anyone have any ideas about what anything could be? I mean, let's be realistic here. I don't want to be in trouble, I have a full time job. I'm good at writing bad reviews or stories. I also have a soothing non-offensive voice. Just check out my utube channel for example!

Fan News / Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2!
« on: July 19, 2013, 01:29:46 PM »
I poured my heart and soul into these, going into every nook and cranny that exposed itself, to deliver you the good and the bad of Postal 2. And it's only monday!

Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2 (Monday)- Part 1

Let's Watch Me Play: Postal 2 (Monday)- Part 2

And now it's Tuesday!

Running with Scissors / RWS policy on let's play?
« on: July 18, 2013, 08:08:58 PM »
what's the rws policy on lets play? do you guys support let's players? can we do let's plays of the whole game or would you guys prefer us to slim things down so as not to exploit the entirety of your product for our own aggrandization?

here's a bone, now chew.

Let's Watch Me Play: Team Fortress 2

Games / new call of duty ghosts
« on: June 03, 2013, 01:34:58 PM »
i know i'm not good at this to make a thread because i've never played the game but maybe i'll start with this one. i've always been a fan of survival horror "Amnesia the dark descent". here's hoping call of duty ghosts is filled with thrills and chills into the wee hours of the night!

General / Oh hi check out my blog
« on: May 26, 2013, 08:18:45 AM »
I don't have much to say right now. I'm hungover from all the alcohol and hard work it takes maintaining a 5 star quality blog. (Adult movies at no cost to you! As long as you consent to allow us to fluff your pillows. ;))

Running with Scissors / New Forum Design Kinks
« on: April 13, 2013, 05:26:17 PM »
Okay basically it's jabba-plaining time. I'll play it straight. I don't like how forum navigation within a thread (changing topic page number, switching to forum index) is located at the bottom of the page only, instead of at the top as well. I need navigation at the top of a topic!

General / where can i get these earbuds?
« on: March 10, 2013, 03:23:56 PM »

so i bought these like 7 about 7 years ago and they've lasted me well; only thing is they're starting to wear and I'd like to get new ones, but I can't tell if sony even makes them anymore, or what they consider their "updated" model. i tried some klipsch earbuds but they sound frankly distant, whereas these sony's are very immediate, the sound is close, you can hear without having to "focus" your mind. anyway, any audiphiles know?

General / If cabbage patch kids come from the ground...
« on: February 24, 2013, 07:31:51 PM »
In cabbage patch world, if babies are born from the ground (ie where food typically comes from) does that mean, through converse reasoning, that instead of sex producing babies, it produces food? Just imagine, having your lover plunge his ramrod in your orifice and after a set of nice heavy moaning a pizza pie comes plopping out. Cabbage patch kids pizza party, here we come!

Games / What do you, uh, think of ouya?
« on: February 21, 2013, 06:08:10 PM »
Ya the new android based game box console! Can you imagine crazy birds on your hd tv! ooh boy this one sounds like a real winner! *barf* Can't imagine anyone wasting money to develop games for an android based tv console. PASS!

General / Happy VD!
« on: February 14, 2013, 02:16:29 PM »

Valentines Day (Though more like venereal disease day for some of you guys stuck having sex with prostitutes. :barf:)

Anyway, I hope, if you haven't found the love of your life, that you don't give up the search; because without love, as the song aks, where would you be now?

So crack open a cold one for you lonely guys, or a warm red wine to go with your candlit dinner for you lovely couples; or warm up the vibrator, rom coms, and fattening chocolates for you lonely ladies! The clock's ticking! Get started! (Drills a hole in your bedroom wall, lights a cigar and watches)

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