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Games / Re: Gore reviews
« on: Today at 01:07:05 PM »
great game, great gore review!  :Flamenstein:

Enchanting original soundtrack? How can you go wrong! Speaking of which, I recommend you check out the boppin' tunes in the hit feature film "Scarface!"

Probably shitty programming or user error. Try starting a new game. Why not? It's all the same anyway!  :HesStillGood:

General / Re: Intoduce yourself here
« on: May 12, 2015, 07:50:17 PM »
You don't happen ti find yourself in the local convenience store, looking for milk, and accidentally shooting the nearest arab/punjabi, do you?

P2 and AW General / Re: Controller Support?
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:38:02 PM »
Something strange with my controller. It's Chinese but working very good with other Steam games. When I start game with it, Dude begin to spin around. WTF?

Ancient Chinese secret.

General / Re: Top.....don't try and snuff free speech......
« on: May 09, 2015, 11:17:42 PM »
I agree... Things should never get out of hand.  :DUDE:  :Flamenstein: :HesStillGood:

You know what they say, "if you don't have nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all." *DELETES POST*

General / Re: Mayweather vs Pacquiao
« on: May 05, 2015, 03:37:47 PM »
Yeah they should get with the program, come up with something new. How about something called "boxing," where you clobber your opponent with cardboard boxes, in an attempt to trap him/her inside one!

Front Page News / Re: POSTAL Babe: Amanda
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:23:54 PM »
vince is a man of visions, a man of bold dreams. i don't doubt for a moment that he would jump in the trenches, throw his hands into the action, give his sweat and fluids to get any hole dug and any tower sprung, so to speak.  :DUDE:

General / Re: Mayweather vs Pacquiao
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:48:16 PM »
I never liked sports, so I'm gonna have to put my money down on a large two topping pizza from dominos for only 5.99!

Front Page News / Re: POSTAL Babe: Amanda
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:02:38 PM »
can you just picture vince oiling up a bunch of hunky guys at his desert pool the intensity of the heat slowly but surely removing layers of clothing.  :HesStillGood:

Front Page News / Re: POSTAL Babe: Amanda
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:00:47 PM »
yeah heather i'm surprised; after "magic mike" became a thing would have been a perfect opportunity for rws to adopt/adapt the dude-babe paradigm. i mean, heck, it could have started off as a parody/chuckle and eventually, after enough female fans took it fondly, became a real big thing! no pun intended.  :DUDE:

Front Page News / Re: POSTAL Babe: Amanda
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:31:47 PM »
Garbage - Girls Talk feat. Brody Dalle (Official Video)

Front Page News / Re: Paradise Lost in the News and Reviews!
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:43:41 PM »
Thanks for using my review :)

Your review was real nice! I could tell you really enjoyed the game! HECK! I bet you even BEAT it! Takes a tough chestnut-cookie to crack such things! You've got real meTtle and girt! I wish you'd have told us your favorite part, though... and the part you gave your pants a break to... GAMES! They're not just for FUN anymore! DEEP jokes and satire! I love RWS for poking jim shafter in his proverbial prostate! The man has it coming to him! Wat with his awesomenauts and costume quest smash hit games!  :Flamenstein:

Front Page News / Re: POSTAL Babe: Amanda
« on: April 29, 2015, 01:50:59 PM »
I dunno. I'm a little inured to babes at this point. What I mean isn't that babes do nothing for me anymore. Nay, quite the opposite. 100% guaranteed, when I see a babe my pants fly off!  :-*

(Edit: Accidentally wrote "baby" in OP)

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