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Running with Scissors / Re: Signature links removed from some accounts, you'll need to add them back.
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:55:07 PM »
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| WWE Hell In A Cell 2012 HD Stage Concept #1 (LINK ON DESCRIPTION) | |
OMG it was great ROFL 
I won't say the results in case some of you people didn't watch it . Haven't had a good LOL in a while
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General / Re: what is your opinion of foreskin?
« on: March 29, 2012, 09:17:44 PM »forskin is mint!forskin is mint! LoL What ?? as in mint condition well keep it then Wolve or snip it and make a coin pouch
no way would i let anyone chop it off :S
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General / Joke Thread
« on: March 29, 2012, 09:10:46 PM »
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
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