POSTAL 2 HAS DONE IT YET AGAIN!
Running With Scissors is overjoyed to announce, and does so with a proud catch in our throat and a tear in our eye, that we have won the much coveted and sought after “Best Game That Was Released in 2003 But Later Updated in 2013 Award.” We were up against some very heavy competition in the form of Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. It was only our ability to play fetch with severed heads that gave us the final push out front. “Way to go Champ! Good ole dog!”
We feel a bit perturbed and slightly embarrassed that we have never before heard of such a highly creditable and well sponsored event that presented us with this unexpected yet awesome award. The Pimp Daddy Love Muffin Annual Game of Award Thing Show Explosion (GOATSE) Spectacular claims to have just completed its fifteenth season so how could we have missed it?