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March 10, 2010

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

It's Chuck Norris Fact Time!
Happy birthday Chuck Norris! The world's toughest and hariest action hero turns 70 years old today! To help us celebrate and honor the legend, log in or register to post Chuck Norris facts in the comments section below!

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down!

There is no theory of evolution, there is only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now know as The Islands.

If Chuck Norris wants a milkshake, he'll roundhouse kick a cow!



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