POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost


Ten years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dude finally returns! Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing the saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not all is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction. Dare to enter the varied Zones as you cross the Arid Desert, trek through the dense Rainy Foliage, freeze your nuts off in the Nuclear Winter, and roam under the Ashen Skies. Meet the many mysterious factions comprised of the towering, the miniature, the zombified, and everything in between and use your radiant people skills to attempt to ally yourself with their enigmatic leaders, ranging from former child stars to terrifying demonic udder-wielding beasts! Fierce Lawmen, crazed Bandits, deranged Doomsday Survivalists, and a phallic child’s toy mascot await. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Use vending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began to rescue your loyal companion!

  • A complete singleplayer campaign: Brave Monday through Friday with twists and turns each day.
  • Free roam, non-linear, errand-based gameplay: Go do your daily chores or just screw around as you aimlessly run amok in the town!
  • Peaceful vs. Violent decisions: Choose to be a wussy pacifist or wipe out everyone in your way. Hey, it’s the apocalypse, so you’ll probably fit in!
  • New arsenal and items: Take out some unlucky punks with the Revolver! Enact wasteland justice with the Lever-Action Shotgun! Whack some weeds and perhaps other meatier subjects with the Weed Whacker!
  • Dual-wielding: Double your fun with double the gun!
  • Boss battles: Settle some scores once and for all mano a mano.
  • Full controller support: Piss on strangers from the comfort of your couch!
  • The Dude’s original voice: No bogus imposters here!








Running With Scissors begins work developing a brand new expansion pack for POSTAL 2, as a ‘thank you’ to the fans who helped bring the game to Steam, through the wildly successful Greenlight campaign, and as an apology for how Postal III turned out.


POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost is released on Steam

4446 patch (Windows only) is released on Steam. Several enhancements and tweaks we’ve rolled back from Paradise Lost, most notably the footstep sounds which now match type of surface the Dude is walking on.


POSTAL 2 continues receiving updates for both the base game and Paradise Lost.



POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost Credits

Developed by Running With Scissors

Project Manager

Jon Merchant

Lead Design

Rikki D’Angelo

Game Design

Jon Merchant

Vince Desi

Mike Jaret-Schachter


Rick Foltz

Gordon Cheng

Level Design

Jon Merchant

Rikki D’Angelo

Rick Foltz

Bob Richardson

Tom Wiseman

Jonathan ‘Tyler’ Hart

Francisco ‘Wolfer’ Garcia

Kurt Willoughby

Erik ‘ErikFOV’ Rossik

Julian Wellbrock


Bob Richardson

Tom Wiseman

Jonathan ‘Tyler’ Hart

Francisco ‘Wolfer’ Garcia

Michele Bellone

Erik ‘ErikFOV’ Rossik


Simone ‘Sim’ McDerrmot

Julian Wellbrock

Andrew Faecke


Simone ‘Sim’ McDerrmot

Andrew Faecke


Bob Richardson

Michele Bellone


Jon Merchant

Rikki D’Angelo

Rick Foltz

Bob Richardson

Jonathan ‘Tyler’ Hart

Francisco ‘Wolfer’ Garcia

Erik ‘ErikFOV’ Rossik

Julian Wellbrock

Sound Design

Kurt Willoughby

Sound Production

Mike Jaret-Schachter

Supporting Modelling

John ‘SystemShock’ Feeley

Supporting Level Design

John ‘SystemShock’ Feeley

Aker ‘Sheitan’ Saharov

HUD Programming

Steven S

Editor Programming

Jonathan Chu

Bug Tracker Programming

Jake Breen

Supporting Art

Salem ‘Swimbound’ Mulvaine

Andrew Vechinski

Tomoko Hosoo

Alejandro Argandona

Public Relations

Ron McMillen

Voice Over

Rick Hunter – The Postal Dude

Corey Cruise – Alternate Postal Dude

Zack Ward – Himself

Mike Jaret-Schachter – Big McWillis, MadCow, PissTrap, Larry The Crab & Misc. Voices

Marcus Davis – Osama Bin Laden & Many Misc. Voices

Frank Brinsley – Old Farmer

Greg Blackman – Krotchy

Vince Desi – Himself

Jim Halstead – Uncle Dave

Ashley Maina – Demon Bitch Wife

Wendy Carlson – Skinny & Fat Bitch Wife

Milo Yiannopoulos – Himself

McKinlay Kelly – Additional

Erica Thomas – Additional

Chris Peters – Additional

Ryan Cota – Additional

Jonathan ‘Tyler’ Hart – Additional

General Music Production

Takumi Sloan

Intro Map Music

Seek Irony – (Alex Campbell, Rom Gov, Adam Donovan, Mikael Oganes)

Credit Map Music

Stands With Fists – (Jonathan Russel, Marcus Davis, Adrian Wilson, Brad Phipps, Darrell Gulledge, Dylan Duff, Matt Bejar, Omar Cudra)

Fire In The Hole Music

DJ MGM & DJ Dibbs


(Justin Hill, Josh Leichliter, Mike Jaret-Schacter, James Ringstrom)

Quality Assurance

Marcin ‘PartialBiscuit’ Trybus

Liam Montgomery

Vitaly ‘UltraBloxX’ Ostrosablin

Daniel R Farley

Richard ‘Andy.J.Fry’ Goodhear

John ‘BroDuck’ Pichardo

Warren ‘SlipSlot’ Dance

Jordan ‘Funky’ Shah

Salem ‘Swimbound’ Mulvaine

Samuel Oliver

Paul ‘Drasnus’ Douglas

John Fasano

Ed ‘Viva’ Sheetz

Brian ‘Reggie’ Beno

Brian ‘Mio Akiyama’ Cagle

Fred Abraham

Tony Martinez

Benjamin Bracker

Adam Crinklaw


April 17, 2015


Windows / Mac / Linux


Unreal Engine 2



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