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Krotchy Dolls Released

Now you can own Krotchy; stuff him in your stockings or down the front of your pants! This Holiday season give the gift of a package!

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Primecuts January Issue

January Issue of Prime Cuts featuring POSTAL Babe Kayla, free POSTAL 2 multiplayer updates, POSTAL 3 interviews and much more!

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Gary Coleman's Thriller

A Halloween spoof of the Michael Jackson Thriller video. Made by Tim Wambolt and performed by Gary Coleman and the dance talent of the POSTAL zombies.

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Restaurant Reviews

Italian food conneisour Vince Desi takes you on a tour of the best restaurants around and lets you know which ones to avoid

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POSTAL Pets

The Running With Scissors news from the world of POSTAL pets. Send us pictures of your pet to be featured on the website!

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Available now!

POSTAL Babes Mobile

The award winning Postal Babes Mobile game is available now for purchase from Herocraft, click for details!

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New RWS Store

New RWS Store

Exclusive merchandise from Running With Scissors available now in our new online store! Check it out!

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POSTAL The Movie

POSTAL The Movie

The controversial POSTAL movie is available now for purchase on unrated DVD and Blu-Ray, get yours today!

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New POSTAL Babe Galleries

The POSTAL Babe galleries have expanded! Many new POSTAL Babes and pictures have been added, including Bridget Marquardt from Playboy's The Girls Next Door!

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Stuff That Doesn't Suck

Because we care about your emotional development and cultural awareness, we share our vast resources to the education of the underprivileged.

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The Boob Tube

Bill Kunkel keeps you informed with the latest news, deaths and gossip in the world of television, from Kim Kardashian to Penn and Teller and more!

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Sexy POSTAL Babe Lorielle New Nominated For Best Actress


February 06, 2010

Lorielle New Nominated For Best Actress

Please Give This Sexy Lady A Vote!


Our good friend, the sexy POSTAL Babe Lorielle New has been nominated for Best Actress in the 2010 Women in Horror Awards for The Pit and the Pendulum! Please do us a favor and give her a vote, it only takes a minute.

Bocca - Italian Restaurant Review - New York


February 04, 2010

Bocca, ITALIAN - 00/10

NYC, NY - Restaurant Review by Vince Desi


How on earth places like this open and stay in business for more than one night is a testament to the absurd new generation that’s running around Manhattan thinking good is expensive. BOCCA BLOWS! Double zero out of 10!

Medusa Shirt by Joe Cerniglia


February 2, 2009

Medusa Shirt

A New Shirt From POSTAL 3 Artist Joe Cerniglia


"Created for a “Stitch Hopeless & The Sea Legs” poster that never came to be. I have been wanting to see it on a shirt ever since. I know it’s technically not a Medusa. I gave it the name because I can't stop staring at it."

Shoot 1UP - Preview on Destructoid


January 30, 2009

Shoot 1UP Preview Featuring LAZORBEWBS!

Destructoid.com On Nathan's Fout's Latest Gem!


"The bosses ... what can I even say about the bosses? They are all massive, cool-looking creatures. One of them has detachable metal boobs that fire bullets out of turret nipples. Seriously. So good."

January Issue of Prime Cuts


January 29, 2010

January Issue of Prime Cuts

Featuring POSTAL Babe Kayla


Also in the issue, a free POSTAL multiplayer patch with a parade of new features, two new POSTAL 3 interviews, gory movie reviews, restaurant reviews and recipes and RWS chooses their top 100 favorite movies of the decade!

Interview With Vince Desi on Am Rand des Wahnsinns


January 28, 2009

New Interview With Vince Desi

On the German Website Am Rand des Wahnsinns


Q: What do you think about “Troma”?
A: I have great respect for Lloyd Kaufman, I was introduced to him many years ago as someone who makes movies he likes for the hell of it, exactly what we do!

Maskhead Review


January 27, 2010

Maskhead Review

Tim Wambolt Reviews The Latest Film From Toetag Pictures


I just received my Maskhead screener in the mail, thanks United States Postal Service! Even though you hate Runing With Scissors I thank you for making sure I receive my snuff, come rain, sleet, hail or your crybaby tears!
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